To your J*e anons
Look, you don’t even have to be a Kaylor to realize that their relationship is not real and that J*e is merely a beard. You don’t have to believe in Taylor and Karlie or even Taylor herself being anything other than straight.
Because their timeline just doesn’t add up and will never do no matter how much you try.
I can’t believe that YOU believe she met J*e at the met while she was still with Calvin yet had her eyes on J*e the whole night while dancing with Tom and eventually dumbing Calvin to date Tom and travel with him all around the world. But ohhh yeah she had a crush on J*e all along. Why didn’t she leave Calvin for J*e? Why didn’t she dance with him? It would’ve made much more sense. But she didn’t, because the three of them are/were her beards/PR and he wasn’t on the map or wasn’t a good choice at the time. I can’t believe a woman could have her eyes on two men at one night and simply be in love with them both? She had Tom to distract the media from the awful drama that was going on and the WHOLE world knows that. You are just naive or probably still too young to understand that Taylor isn’t an angel and the world isn’t all colors and roses. People have lie and cheat sometimes to save themselves.
She didn’t even bother write about Calvin/Tom (except getaway car) which is unlike her nature because she always writes about her feelings, but she didn’t, you know why? Because they were NOT real relationships. They were NOT real breakups. Because she was/is in a stable relationship already. She didn’t have it in herself to write things she didn’t feel, and it was so easy for her to link J*e to Rep. She actually brought him in the first place to write those love songs and link them to any “guy”, because people are gonna question those love songs while she just had supposedly two awful breakups.
She plans her albums two years in advance, but she can’t predict meeting someone and falling in love and writing songs like Delicate/Dress/So It Goes a year or two years before she met him.
me wondering if the cherries on taylor’s shirt are easter eggs, knowing full well that that doesn’t even make sense:
When you finally can hang out with bae 😻💕😻💕😻💕
Can you believe Taylor started an era entirely about being seen on Lesbian Visibility Day, following up Delicate whose video was about being invisible to everyone except your Lover. Truly the gayest thing ever
god i know………… LESBIAN VISIBILITY DAY!!!! she spent all of lesbian visibility day yelling ME! OUT NOW!! after she’d spent all of rep era talking about being seen for who she truly is and even made the concept of invisibility fully literal in the delicate video in case her saying it in words in the rep prologue wasn’t clear enough for people… after she confirmed that delicate was for the gays and even brought back invisible.mp3 from her fucking debut album as a secret song and made a speech explicitly connecting invisibility with being closeted and coming out. and now the whole bridge and emotional climax of her most emotional and intensely personal song yet is her just repeating “they see right through me can you see right through me i see right through me” over and over… y’all……
if we take lover album and some songs there as a marriage confirmation, the baby next summer makes so much sense. and how tay tried to get it in our brains with having many child/family themes on folklore/evermore. nothing was a secret it was just well hidden.
In the tiktok were she wrote the lyrics in a notebook, she is writting it in the LAST PAGE of the book, to me it means she just finished something, maybe a book....
I’d love that!!
She also has a reputation ring on as she’s writing on the last page.
Forgive me if this has already been discussed but... have we considered that the “facade” could be Jerklie’s relationship?
Rumors started (deliberately) swirling in the press in November 2012 that KK and JK were dating.
Us Weekly 11/8/12:
Daily Mail 11/27/12:
Four years later, KK implied she met JK in June 2012. So we are supposed to gather their “relationship” started sometime between June and November 2012.
Was Spade trying to tell us Jerklie’s contract ends in 2022? And that’s why Taylor dropped some random references to ‘22’? (There is some debate about how long a decade actually is but at least one definition fits with this timeline).
There’s this from an Entertainment Weekly video in the Lover era (5/9/19). Right before she does this she is talking about the palm trees she posted on IG when she finished Lover. She says “A palm try symbolizes rebirth, new beginnings, positive energy. So...” *precedes to sort of randomly/awkwardly throw two “peace” signs up before the video cuts to the next topic.
Taylor later referenced ‘22’ with freaking lavender icing in her hair (4/27/20).
Now I bet there have been a million pivots behind the scenes so even if this was what Spade was trying to convey, it may not mean anything now. And the implications of KK potentially signing on two a two year contract ending in the midst of a potential second Trump term are complicated.
All I really know is that Taylor will be releasing her version of Red on 11/19/21. And she made sure to remind us the album resembles a heartbroken person before referencing a friend who calls in the middle of the night to talk about their ex..
Cc @spade-riddles
so the last great american dynasty is about the woman who owned taylor’s rhode island mansion before her (the one where she threw all the fourth of july parties) and the song is all the folklore about the woman who lived there and how she was a “mad woman” and then at the end of the bridge taylor says “and then it was bought by me” and switches it to her perspective and how now she’s the mad woman who owns it… i…
dancing with our hands tied
I'm just in love with this edit, the backsound and kaylor moments. You know, I love their friendship so much. I was 20-something just like Taylor and Karlie when they were always together, inseperable. They provide positive vibes in my life or maybe some other people. Please, throw away your evil comments about Karlie. She had suffered a lot. Hopefully sooner or later we can see them together again 💙
All credit goes to tiktok user g0ldentattoo (sorry I don't have tiktok, just found the video on my phone) Thanks 🥳