I'm Sure I've Posted This Here In The Past, But It Was Probably A Long Time Ago. It's Aziraphale's Computer

Grover manipulating ares in that therapy session by pretending to hate kids and rolling his eyes as if he isn't just a single mom working tirelessly to stop his kids from murdering people on accident.

Just everyone thinking he's so peaceful and sweet and it takes 0.00001 seconds to commit psychological warfare with the GOD OF WAR HIMSELF.

Aziraphale *praying*: God, why must you give me the toughest battles. Why you had to make Crowley so beautiful. So brilliant. So special. And then keep on sending him my way all the time! Testing me!

God: Aziraphale.

Aziraphale: GOD?!

God: Aziraphale, you literally, on purpose, with intent, got yourself captured in France, because you knew that’s where Crowley would be, you wore your prettiest clothes and shoes, done your hair, and sat there waiting for him to rescue you instead of saving yourself which you could have done without breaking a sweat. You squeaked in happiness when he appeared. And then you invited him on a date.

Aziraphale: …

God: …

Aziraphale: Since when do you respond?

Adult Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are the most surreal power couple in the mortal world.

Annabeth Chase, world renowned architect who was entrusted with repairs and renovation on the Empire State Building…

…and her husband, this guy who was wanted by the FBI for blowing up the St Louis Arch seventeen years ago

Supernatural: y'all are crazy. Destiel's all in your heads. WHACKOS

Also Supernatural:

And again:

And again:

And AGAIN:

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People would gather, and do some formal dancing...

And they would realize…

they had misunderstood eachother...

And we're actually deeply in love...

… now THAT sounds unlikely

Both Aziraphale and Crowley exude both “baby girl” and “that bitch” energy in completely different ways.

This is a cute version comic of the idea. I will post a dark version tomorrow. 😈