He's Gonna Have To Pay For That Table

Yeah I think you’re in the right place, Al.

Hey, Neil! So I've been putting off watching season two of Good Omens because I've been really pregnant and I've got a toddler to boot so I've had very little in the way of time and energy, so I thought I'd save it for when the baby came and I had a lot of late night hours to fill up with a fussy newborn. Well! My son was born this week and after laboring for eight hours with a nine pound baby I was very much looking forward to this! Just a new end to a book I've loved since I was a teen, y'know? So tell me, MISTER GAIMAN, now that I'm neck deep in postpartum hormones and low on sleep and I've watched the final episode, I beg your pardon, but, what the fuck??? (i loved every second, I cried several times, i'll be rewatching this at least three times before the new year, i cannot describe the amount of fanfiction i'm going to consume over the next few months, why can't they just have this???? i just want them to be happy and together)

I know. I know. It's the writers.

Fuck it. My hope for s3 is that Neil is satisfied with the finished product. I hope he tells the exact story he wants to tell and I hope he finishes it with a feeling of “this is what Terry and I had in mind all those years ago”.

# save muriel

I love the idea that God/Metatron separated Angels who were falling in love with each other by making one from each couple fall because that would mean Satan is hilarious.

Satan: Hey, hey, God.

God: Satan, I literally just kicked you out, what do you want…?

Satan: Who are you sending to Eden?

God: Aziraphale, why?

Satan: Nothing.

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God: Satan! What the fuck! Why is Crowley there!

Satan: He’s my favourite so of course I gave him this mission!

God: And it had nothing to do with Aziraphale and Crowley being separated by me and you being a bastard?

Satan: Nahhhh!

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God: They keep on screwing up my plans! Stop sending Crowley wherever Aziraphale is!

Satan: But it is so funny.

God: Satan!!!

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God: You know they’ve made an arrangement.

Satan: Yep.

God: Do you realise how powerful they are together?

Satan: Yep.

God: You are enjoying this way too much.

Satan: Yep.

"aziraphale has a master plan" do i need to remind you that his plan for season 1 was bad magic tricks, a board with some string, a centuries old prophecy book, and then—AFTER finding him—he just decided actually i will just talk to god and that will fix everything. oh crowley you are being hunted for sport by hell? too bad. goodbye. god will fix all of this.

finding the location of the antichrist by analysing a book is not a plan. he is smart, there is no denying that, but his faith in heaven has ALWAYS stopped him from actually making any plans because he thinks the right people will fix everything. that's the entire damn point.

Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it

Percy age 17:

May season 3 bless us with the ultimate girly pop duo that is Crowley and Nina.

If you’re feeling happy today, remember that in this scene Aziraphale heard the bookshop door open and is convinced that Crowley has come back for him, as he always had.

He feels hopeful for a moment, but nope… it’s the Metatron.

And Aziraphale is destroyed again and must turn away to regain control of himself.

Yet he continues to look out the window, again and again.

Before finally realizing that Crowley won't come back this time and he’s all alone now.

Happy Lunar New Year!

here's a lil comic of my skk little prince au i made a while back to greet you all :)) I hope your new year wishes come to fruition and that your year would be a blessed one <3

Anyways,,, new year shrine visit!