I love the idea that God/Metatron separated Angels who were falling in love with each other by making one from each couple fall because that would mean Satan is hilarious.
Satan: Hey, hey, God.
God: Satan, I literally just kicked you out, what do you want…?
Satan: Who are you sending to Eden?
God: Aziraphale, why?
Satan: Nothing.
>>
God: Satan! What the fuck! Why is Crowley there!
Satan: He’s my favourite so of course I gave him this mission!
God: And it had nothing to do with Aziraphale and Crowley being separated by me and you being a bastard?
Satan: Nahhhh!
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God: They keep on screwing up my plans! Stop sending Crowley wherever Aziraphale is!
Satan: But it is so funny.
God: Satan!!!
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God: You know they’ve made an arrangement.
Satan: Yep.
God: Do you realise how powerful they are together?
Satan: Yep.
God: You are enjoying this way too much.
Satan: Yep.
Words cannot express how much I find radiosilence hilarious, but drawings can
First comic in like 2 years wow
He's gonna have to pay for that table
You don’t think I’ve fought for something bigger than myself? (Bucky, TFATWS)
what i want from season 3 is a prolonged shot of crowley's dark, empty flat—and i mean completely empty—with shattered plant pots and dirt and leaves all around him on the floor.
there is one tiny ray of light coming in from a window and illuminating crowley, who is curled up in a corner with his wings around him. we see a tiny sliver of gold staring directly at us, and then the angle changes and we see aziraphale in heaven, watching crowley (and he knows. he knows he is being watched.)
p l e a s e i would literally kill for that.
If you’re feeling happy today, remember that in this scene Aziraphale heard the bookshop door open and is convinced that Crowley has come back for him, as he always had.
He feels hopeful for a moment, but nope… it’s the Metatron.
And Aziraphale is destroyed again and must turn away to regain control of himself.
Yet he continues to look out the window, again and again.
Before finally realizing that Crowley won't come back this time and he’s all alone now.
Things Good Omens season two is about:
Where is Gabriel
Where is Gabriel
Historical flashbacks that are an excuse to put David Tennant in silly outfits
Shax getting increasingly stressed out
Michael getting increasingly stressed out
Bildad the Shuhite
I'm serious where is Gabriel
Aziraphale and Crowley somehow being the gayest people in a neighborhood full of only gays
No really where the fuck is he
Muriel
Ineffable Bureaucracy??????
Haha yeah cry over this you stupid sad gay who just wants to be loved I bet you feel angsty now you dumb bitch
Rewatching that same thing over and over again
Adult Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are the most surreal power couple in the mortal world.
Annabeth Chase, world renowned architect who was entrusted with repairs and renovation on the Empire State Building…
…and her husband, this guy who was wanted by the FBI for blowing up the St Louis Arch seventeen years ago
Y'all wanna talk about chains? You wanna talk about how much firmer and detailed Alastor’s are compared to Valentino? You wanna talk about how Husk isn't even able to get an inch away from Alastor, while Angel is easily able to tug away at any point? Wanna even discuss how Angel's chains seem to be becoming less former the bolder he becomes?
Wanna talk about how Husk was proud of Angel doing something that he'll possibly never will be able to do?
No? Oh, okay. That's fair.
Grover: Oh, you like war? Me too! My favorite part is *commits psychological warfare*