Alignment Chart Except It's Only Crowley

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other shows: break the fourth wall maybe once when a character stares into the camera

supernatural: all the walls are broken and the entire house is crumbling down (was it caused by a ceiling fire? no one knows)

Aziraphale *praying*: God, why must you give me the toughest battles. Why you had to make Crowley so beautiful. So brilliant. So special. And then keep on sending him my way all the time! Testing me!

God: Aziraphale.

Aziraphale: GOD?!

God: Aziraphale, you literally, on purpose, with intent, got yourself captured in France, because you knew that’s where Crowley would be, you wore your prettiest clothes and shoes, done your hair, and sat there waiting for him to rescue you instead of saving yourself which you could have done without breaking a sweat. You squeaked in happiness when he appeared. And then you invited him on a date.

Aziraphale: …

God: …

Aziraphale: Since when do you respond?

Bungou Stray Dogs is just anime Scooby Doo.

Good omens and the lost angel

After 6000 years, we’re finally having a moment where Aziraphale finally takes the initiative in pamper Crowley. Though whether Crowley is an angel or a demon, that’s a mystery for the ineffable to discover UvU

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Good omens and the lost angel: Take me to church After a visit at the tailor shop for some outfit upgrade, Aziraphale fulfills his promise

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Good omens and the lost angel: Ethereal As the two walk home from Lucifer’s place, they go through a park. And something strange is happen

"You killed my brother. Prepare to die. *stabs himself*"

Mr D insisting that Percy's name is Peter and immediately afterwards yelling at the demigods to get the hell out of the camp I LOVE THIS GOD

line from the production draft of ouroboros??? when the "wide-eyed hitchhiker" routine we just saw noah do was offer sex in exchange for a lift???

imagine if it's acknowledged that the reason why crowley plays the hero all the time, not just to aziraphale but to everyone, is because he acutely remembers the helplessness and loneliness of not having anyone save him. that'd be so funny hahaha. Ha

Not that he couldn't save his mother??? Not that he couldn't save his dad??? Not that he couldn't save his brother from Hell???? Not that he couldn't save the lives of ALL their family and friends???? Not even that he died on that ridiculous, insulting, absurd rusty rebar??? Dean's biggest regret according to Jensen Ross Ackles is not being able to save Cas????!!!!