Rihanna

Period's Late, haven't had sex. Must be carrying the next Baby Jesus.

tumbleweedteej:

My annoying ash alarm usually screams for about 10 good minutes until I can’t take it anymore

then I turn off the alarm…then I go back to sleep.

Then I usually wake up around 12-3, then get pissed at myself for missing breakfast

Then by 5, everything is all good. 

My Mornings...

You cant wait for them to get home:

And you wait and wait like:

They finally get home and im like:

You look through the bags and you cant find it so im like:

Did you get what I asked for?

And then there like:

Oh sorry i forgot next time honey.

Then im like:

When my parents go grocery shopping and I tell them to get me something

pankcupboy:

Walk Across The Room Like Naomi Campbell...

This shoe is kickin up my Jersey, I love ha! (Taken with Instagram)