Twenty Five│Chapters│Ask
dinotamiami:
OMG. I thought it was only me! hahaha
staymineforever:
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he? Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
leilockheart:
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They’re all like:
“IS THIS YOUR CHILD?”
And you’re just like:
And then they’re like:
“Oh my goodness, I remember when you were just a baby!”
And you’re just like:
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IKR =))
You cant wait for them to get home:
And you wait and wait like:
They finally get home and im like:
You look through the bags and you cant find it so im like:
Did you get what I asked for?
And then there like:
Oh sorry i forgot next time honey.
Then im like:
I can’t think straight today.
No whimsical thought, no touching words, no soft whispers to ease my mind.
Nothing to connect you to me because I’ve lost my self.
I guess we’ll just have to be patient then.
Wait for my second chance.
June. 9. 2011.
Neither of us wanted to apologize as we...