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i have a new shifting method called the dafuq method, where i dont give a fuq. i lay on my bed and dont give a fuq. i listen to a guided meditation but honestly, i dont really need it because i dont give a fuq. i know im shifting, and none of my other thoughts matter because i dont give a fuq about them.

and then i shift, dafuq

you can definitely doom scroll and still have your desires. it's just about whether or not you know you have them. you don't need to lock in on something you already have. unless y'all wake up and remind yourselves you know how to read before someone sends you a text just to be safe.

s/o motivation

them zipping up your dress before an event (or vice versa)

running your hands through their hair while they lay their head in your lap

them racing around the house helping you look for something you lost

creating a shared playlist together

loudly singing together no matter how bad you guys sound

splitting up chores and helping the other

tying their tie before an event

holding hands while walking through paparazzi

them having their hand on your thigh (or the other way around) or just holding hands under the awards show table

them tearing up during your award acceptance speech

them not being able to keep their hands off of you

the hugs from behind

them laughing into your neck after you say something

them pushing you into a pool and laughing but then asking if you’re okay

splashing each other in the water

chasing each other around

them throwing you over their shoulder or bridal style spinning you around

just laughing together.

them taking off your makeup and helping you out of your clothes when you’re too tired

you helping them out of their clothes when they’re too tired

taking a shower together just wanting to help clean and care for each other

taking care of them when they’re sick

them taking care of you when you’re sick

both of you being so tired you just sit in silence and hold each other

giving them a nickname no one else can use

you both alternating driving during a long trip so both of you can rest

knowing what the other is thinking based off a look

knowing what the other is feeling without saying anything

waking up to them peacefully sleeping with messy hair

them coming home and just resting their head on you

watching edits of each other and sending them back and forth

their face lighting up as soon as your name is mentioned

stop treating shifting as this huge great freaky thing.

it’s NORMAL. you’ve been doing this shit for years by now, even right after you were born.

it should be something casual to you, not some thing you force and obsess over.

decide where you want to go and let it come to you naturally.

remember that it’s something so damn normal, you just forgot about it for a while, but now you remembered and that’s what matters.

the hardest pill to swallow . . if you don’t assume, it won’t work

this isn’t tough love. this isn’t a scolding. this is just the mechanics of reality. this isn’t about blame. it’s not your fault, but it is your responsibility (i saw this quote somewhere and i really liked it, anyway). reality is malleable, but only if you stop acting like you’re at its mercy. stop waiting for permission. stop refreshing the page, stop tapping the glass. it’s done. act accordingly.

consider your brain an old, glitchy computer, whirring in the corner of your psyche, choking on its own outdated code. your subconscious doesn’t know what’s real versus imagined, it only knows the instructions you give it. and if those instructions are “this isn’t happening, i don’t see it, i don’t believe it,” well, congratulations, the system registers that as the blueprint. and it prints that out. over and over. like a bureaucratic nightmare, a kafka novel of your own making.

this is not to say that doubt is failure, doubt is human, doubt is a thrum in the background of any great creation. but if doubt is the occasional rainstorm, belief is the structural integrity of the house. belief holds. belief carries. belief is the scaffolding between you and the impossible, and without it, you are just standing in an empty field, waiting for architecture to spontaneously occur.

there’s a reason schrodinger’s cat remains the most infuriating hypothetical in quantum mechanics, because the cat is both alive and dead until you open the box. the observer collapses the wave function. and in this case, you are the observer. if you don’t believe it, you keep the box shut. if you do believe it, the universe is already rearranging itself around your conviction.

this is not new-age drivel. this is not a vision board with a quote about perseverance peeling off in the humidity. this is physics. have you ever thought about someone, and then they text you five minutes later? that’s the speed at which reality moves when you don’t get in your own way. you didn’t sit there clutching your skull, willing them into existence, you just assumed, with ease, with god-tier nonchalance. and because you weren’t scrutinising the timeline like a detective with a corkboard and red string and bloodied eyes, the message came through. the only thing standing between you and everything you want is the way you react to its absence. the hand-wringing, the despair, the creeping doubt, it’s a full-time job, and it pays in absolutely nothing.

which brings me to my next point: trying. trying is the problem. trying implies effort, and effort implies resistance, and resistance is another way of saying “i don’t actually believe i have this.” and you know what people do when they have things? they stop worrying about whether they have them. a person in possession of an apple does not pace the room, clutching their chest, whimpering, “but do i really have it?” they just eat the apple.

and before you say, “but look at my reality, it’s contradicting me,” i will say this once, and you must etch it into your mind like scripture: reality is old news. what you are seeing is just a delayed projection of past assumptions. do not react to it. do not engage with it. it is a rerun of a show you no longer care about. the moment you stop feeding into the contradictions, they wither. the moment you accept that what you want is already done, reality will course-correct. until then, it is an echo chamber of your previous doubts. ignore it like it’s a tabloid headline about a scandal that never actually happened.

flip the switch. decide, assume, move forward. no more “manifesting,” no more “waiting.” you don’t wait for what’s already yours. you don’t question a chair’s ability to hold you up before sitting down. you don’t send a letter and then agonise over whether the mail system still exists. you assume. you know. and so it is.

and before the panic sets in, no, this does not mean you must be a perfect disciple of unwavering belief. doubt will creep in, as it always does. you will have moments of existential dread, of scrutinising, of muttering “but what if” into your hands at 2 a.m. this is fine. this is human. just don’t let it become the dominant narrative. there will be moments where you feel like you're nowhere, like your manifestations have abandoned you and you're left with nothing but the weight of your own effort. do not, under any circumstances, entertain this lie. i will personally resurrect the fear of god just to drill this into you: do not. what you do instead is cry a little, wipe your face, and then lock the fuck in, because i swear on everything, sometimes, all it takes is a stretch of nothing to summon an abundance of everything. let the doubt pass through like an intrusive thought you refuse to entertain, like a pigeon that landed in your cafe but is not, in fact, your problem.

maybe this reminds you of when the soviets tried to scientifically disprove intuition, only to realise they had unintentionally proved it instead. maybe this reminds you of every ghost story you’ve ever heard, how the only ones who see them are the ones who expect to.

anyways. it’s all already happening. your only job is to get out of the way.

by Dawa 🎑 + translation

How I feel after saying "you only live once" in a room full of non-shifters (I know damn well you don't)

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　become the laziest shifter ,

shifting is not a labour camp. you are not laying bricks. you are not a victorian chimney sweep, coughing up soot and hoping the foreman doesn’t notice you pausing for breath. shifting is supposed to be effortless.

　　　　here’s how to become one.

　ʚ stop trying so hard. seriously. shifting is not an algebra equation that needs solving. the more you obsess, the more you reinforce the idea that shifting is difficult, that it requires strain. it doesn’t. it’s like falling asleep. easy, natural, inevitable. you don’t need to ‘do’ shifting. you just allow it.

start ditching the obsession with techniques. they are tools, not commandments. if a method feels like a second job, drop it. some people shift while blinking. others shift mid-sneeze. some wake up shifted. some never have to think about it at all. you’re allowed to be one of those people. shifting doesn’t reward effort, it rewards ease.

people who shift aren’t ‘lucky.’ they just decide they’ve already won. embrace the delusion. belief isn’t something you prove; it’s something you wear like an expensive coat. you don’t need external validation. your reality is dictated by you, not by polls or peer reviews.

stop tensing up in bed like you’re about to undergo surgery. roll over like you’ve just been fed grapes by hand and have never known stress. get comfortable. let go. do you think nero worried about his shifting technique? no. he just made a decree and the world bent to him. you are your own emperor. decree your reality.

shifting doesn’t need to feel like a cosmic event. no need for vibrating, levitating, the heavens parting. sometimes it’s quiet. lose the expectation of ‘fireworks.’  sometimes it’s like slipping into warm water, seamless and smooth. don’t wait for ‘proof’. just shift.

stop acting like reality is a prison cell. you are not ‘trapped’. you are not ‘stuck’. you’re just sitting in one room when you could walk into another. no chains, no locks, just a door.

　　　　　　or how to . . 　　　　　　　　　　　　become the laziest manifestor ,

manifesting is not an unpaid internship. you are not earning it through blood, sweat, and desperate scripting at 3 a.m. manifesting is a birthright. a casual shrug. a ‘wouldn’t it be funny if. oh, look, it happened.’ you are not grinding for your desires.

　　　so let’s talk about getting everything you want.

　⭑ in its core, manifesting is just deciding. it is not a scavenger hunt. it is not an exam. it is not a ‘what if’. it is a ‘this is.’ people who get what they want simply assume it’s already theirs. they don’t waver. they don’t worry. they don’t ‘hope,’ they know.

stop micromanaging the how. do you manually control your heartbeat? do you stress over each individual breath? no? then stop hovering over your manifestations like an anxious project manager. you want it. it’s done. the ‘how’ isn’t your problem. the universe has already sorted the logistics.

start being delusional. your current reality is just a collection of past assumptions. want a new reality? adopt new assumptions. pretend you already have what you want. no, really. stop analysing. just be the version of you who has it. the world will catch up.

if you’re ‘waiting’ for your manifestation, you’re reinforcing that it isn’t here yet. and if you’re reinforcing lack, you’re just extending it. let go of ‘waiting.' live like it’s already yours. because it is.

the universe is not a vending machine you need to shake. detach. you don’t ‘make’ things happen. you request them, step back, and trust they’re coming. you ever seen a billionaire refresh their bank balance anxiously? no. they just know the money is there. treat your manifestations the same way.

you are already doing it. every single thing in your life right now, you manifested it. consciously or not. so you might as well start doing it on purpose.

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stop making shifting and manifesting your part-time job. you are the main character, yes, but not the tragic, struggling one. be the one who gets what they want simply because they decide to. the one who moves through realities with ease, who manifests without breaking a sweat. become the laziest, most effortless version of yourself. because that’s the one who wins without having to lift a finger.

nothing. absolutely nothing can stop you from shifting and I genuinely mean that.

you can shift if you’re not feeling motivated. if you’re struggling to visualize. if your mind goes blank. if you say one affirmation. if you say zero affirmations. if you switch something mid method. if you listen to music. if you listen to asmr. if you listen to anything. if you don’t do anything at all. if you fall asleep. if you’re still awake after your method. if you’re still awake after your guided meditation. if you don’t fall asleep for a while. if you move your body. if your surroundings are loud. if you’re in a room with other people. if you don’t feel anything. if you roll over. if your mind wanders. if you’re frustrated. if you’re scared. if you’re impatient. if you have negative thoughts. if you have doubts. if you’re overthinking. if you’re wavering. if you don’t believe in yourself. if you’re in waiting mode. if you try every day without breaks. if you have plans in your cr. if you romanticize your reality. if you’ve never shifted before. if you’ve shifted but feel like you can’t do it again. if you feel like you’re doing something wrong. if you don’t feel connected to your reality. if you don’t remember your script. if you feel anything.

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the only thing standing in your way is the belief that something is.

as vezes as pessoas esquecem como as coisas realmente funcionam

não, você não vai se tornar bonita. sabe porquê?porque você sempre foi. como você irá se tornar algo que você já é?

você não atrai algo que você já tem

você já é tudo, você já tem tudo

"a mais o 3d" o 3d é o reflexo do que você pensa

Parece que alguns de vocês esquecem que é pra vocês pensarem que já tem o que vocês querem, então para de ficar falando que AINDA VAI ter alguma coisa ou AINDA VAI ser alguma coisa

esquecam o 3d, vivam na cabeça de vocês e o mais importante: apenas sejam :)