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One of my favorite tricks for designing alien species/cultures is to take a real animal with an interesting lifecycle and think about what that biology would translate to if they had human intelligence
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The most frustrating experience as a writer is having a clear vision in your mind of the story you want to tell but being too afraid to put pen to paper for fear of failing to do the story justice. I’m so scared that my actual execution will fail to meet my expectations that I’m paralysed to even start.
Yeah you're absolutely right, it WOULD be pretty fucked up if a scorpion was literally so held back by its own nature that it would kill both a frog and itself on a whim. It would be insane to think that a being would have destructive habits that are highly harmful so deeply ingrained in its core identity that it would default to that at even the most delicate situation, especially since said habit is actually usually a defense response to danger. But the danger in that situation was the river, and the frog was helping the scorpion overcome it, but said self defense response was something the scorpion leaned into so much that it fired off the handle on someone trying to help it, dooming an innocent frog and making the river kill the scorpion in a self fulfilling prophecy. The scorpion essentially killed itself, it caused its own problems by having a nature that's harmful by design, it could have let the frog pass through and survived, it could've just avoided crossing the river altogether. But the scorpion didn't do anything wrong, inherently it too was a victim of its actions as much as the frog, their nature wasn't a defense but its own doom, and it did not regret it at all, it knew it would happen all along. It is in its nature, after all
Man, what a weird and fantastical story, I'm so glad that there are NO real life equivalents to this WHATSOEVER
If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.
-After being the victim of bardic slander one too many times, your character decides to get even. Only thing is that they have no musical talents and no one wants to work with them due to the fact that their reputation is in ruins. (Bonus if they are a member of a party, and none of them have any musical talents either, or else they refuse to help)
- Character conned an entire nation into believing they are the living embodiment of their patron god. This wouldn’t be too much of a problem, but character suddenly gained divine powers that grow stronger the more they are worshipped…
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-You’re a time traveler who has erased all the Bad Things in history. When you attempt to return to the present, the Time Police arrest you and charge you with setting things back to the way they were. (Why should you cooperate? Well, your meddling has had such a disruptive effect that a great many things, including yourself, no longer exist. You have only a set amount of time before you disappear forever.)
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