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One of my favorite tricks for designing alien species/cultures is to take a real animal with an interesting lifecycle and think about what that biology would translate to if they had human intelligence

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

The most frustrating experience as a writer is having a clear vision in your mind of the story you want to tell but being too afraid to put pen to paper for fear of failing to do the story justice. I’m so scared that my actual execution will fail to meet my expectations that I’m paralysed to even start.

Yeah you're absolutely right, it WOULD be pretty fucked up if a scorpion was literally so held back by its own nature that it would kill both a frog and itself on a whim. It would be insane to think that a being would have destructive habits that are highly harmful so deeply ingrained in its core identity that it would default to that at even the most delicate situation, especially since said habit is actually usually a defense response to danger. But the danger in that situation was the river, and the frog was helping the scorpion overcome it, but said self defense response was something the scorpion leaned into so much that it fired off the handle on someone trying to help it, dooming an innocent frog and making the river kill the scorpion in a self fulfilling prophecy. The scorpion essentially killed itself, it caused its own problems by having a nature that's harmful by design, it could have let the frog pass through and survived, it could've just avoided crossing the river altogether. But the scorpion didn't do anything wrong, inherently it too was a victim of its actions as much as the frog, their nature wasn't a defense but its own doom, and it did not regret it at all, it knew it would happen all along. It is in its nature, after all

Man, what a weird and fantastical story, I'm so glad that there are NO real life equivalents to this WHATSOEVER

If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

Some Random Scenarios and Inspiration

-After being the victim of bardic slander one too many times, your character decides to get even. Only thing is that they have no musical talents and no one wants to work with them due to the fact that their reputation is in ruins. (Bonus if they are a member of a party, and none of them have any musical talents either, or else they refuse to help)

- Character conned an entire nation into believing they are the living embodiment of their patron god. This wouldn’t be too much of a problem, but character suddenly gained divine powers that grow stronger the more they are worshipped…

- The Knights and Knaves puzzle, only you are one of the door guardians. Which one? That’s for you to find out!

- What does an adventurer do when the innkeeper evicts all the mysterious strangers, hooded quest givers, brooding recruiters, and people-who-just-stand-in-the-corner-for-atmospheric-purposes?

-You’re a time traveler who has erased all the Bad Things in history. When you attempt to return to the present, the Time Police arrest you and charge you with setting things back to the way they were. (Why should you cooperate? Well, your meddling has had such a disruptive effect that a great many things, including yourself, no longer exist. You have only a set amount of time before you disappear forever.)

- A great Big Adventure/ Quest with a Medieval-esque feel, but everyone who is directly involved are mice living in an industrialized city (post 1780 or equivalent)

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Nobody: what are you reading?

me: abandonment issues 😊