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literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

i used to have no hope for the future but now i'm thinking. i want rich people food. i want rare sirloin steak. i've never had sirloin steak in my life. i think i want to try it before i die.

um. Oh. You got replaced? Shit, damn. Have a paper towel or smth idk

wdym he took ur eyes how didn’t anyone notice his eyecolor change

idk put a wet paper towel on it tf am i gonna do

never, ever, stop fighting back

Tma au in which even becoming the distortion doesn't get Michael out of his archival assistant job so now they just have this creature of pure insanity labeling files for them

(Yes, this was thought of while listening to that one blooper scene)