Nobodyschrush-everyonessquish - Just For Fun

When your bestie tells you you have a “drinking problem” just because you wanted to see what your cereal tasted like with some vodka in it.

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Twins!

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Dying

Also back to potlucks, I know that all the church potlucks I’ve been to ( at several different churches) they will always try to send leftovers home with big or struggling families. Family took a pay cut, take home the last half of that casserole. Family of 8 takes home the second in opened enchilada tray. They also always label who made the food because you never take home your own dish ( unless it was picked clean) some one else will have your dish, and they need to know who to return it to. Some communities also have programs where people can make home cooked meals and they will be delivered to struggling families, I know when my dad lost his job our local program sent us at least one batch of home made cookies a month.

Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

Something I say daily

“This is so sad, I might start crying.”

This is art. A masterpiece, actually.

This ^^^

I really want to see more cis boys who like boys being actively supportive of trans boys who like boys bc I’m tired of being afraid to flirt or form friendships with other queer guys bc I don’t know if they really see me as a guy

While the millennials offer us support we need to rise to the challenge the boomers presented us with. We will make this world better! We will see a day when equality is more than just an ideal! 

I will gladly charge across No Mans Land! Whose with me?

millenial generation got a little too beaten down and miserable but im delighted to see that gen z seems to be frothing at the mouth and out for blood

“Human-Steve! I have been informed that you humans Celebrate an International holiday called Christ-Mass, and even though it seems to be a rather um... odd thing to celebrate, I have petitioned the rest of  the crew to celebrate this holiday with you.”

“Wait, what does Jeww-Ish mean.”

“It means you don’t celebrate Christ-Mass? Does that make you alike with the creature Human-Heather described to me as the Grinch?”

my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion

“look what I found while exploring this planet’s surface!” “kilrak please I’m trying to sleep” “ah yes your human circadian rhythm. *stage whispering* I am supposed to be quiet during this time in your rhythm, yes?”

“the book I purchased on ragnok V says humans require physical touch when upset. therefore, I shall engage in a ‘hug’ with you.” *supremely awkward five-armed hug ensues*

*human sneezes* “OH MY GOD SIL'EEN GET THE MEDIC OUR HUMAN IS DYING”

“this pamphlet I received recently says that humans require companions and packmates in the form of small earth creatures. you should have told me this before we departed earth, but it is no worry. we will have to stop at the next trade planet to get you one of these ‘cats’ or ‘dogs’.”

Hello everyone,

As some of you know I’m an aspiring author, but I want to practice writing short stories. So I’m asking for requests, these will be short one page stories and may take a little while to be written.

Here is a list of fandoms I can write for:

Percy Jackson (riodenverse from the the lightning thief to the hammer of Thor)

Harry Potter

Voltron

Avatar: The Last Airbender ( + legend of Korra seasons 1-2)

Fullmetal Alchemist

Naruto

Yuri on Ice

Ouron High School Host Club

Demon Slayer

More bay be added later. If your fandom isn’t on here you are welcome to ask I may have forgotten one.