Cats Are So Fake Like They’re Theoretically Related To Apex Predators And Yet They Weigh 8 Pounds,

I didn't know I needed to know this.

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses you should have this too

The CIA found Bible Black on Osama bin Laden's hard drives

It's an Arabic dub of Bible Black and most of the facility staff were native Pashto speakers so it's incredibly likely that this was Osama bin Laden's personal futa hentai

I don't know how to continue going on with my life now that this information is in my head

You are right and you should say it. No matter what your reasoning is, being a dick in retaliation to a dick is no better than being a dick to someone who has done you no harm

For what has got to be the 7,000th time, if you feel the need to defend a stranger on tumblr dot com by being snotty or hostile or worse... don’t.

I don’t want it. You don’t know me. You read my blog and perhaps you like what you know of me, but I am not your responsibility. Being a dickhead in my defense does not help anyone reach reasonable or compassionate conclusions and in the end it only causes more problems and stress for me by making me responsible for your bad behavior.

I've got two facts. First, an adult raccoon can fit into a hole 6 inches across.

Second, the human anus can stretch up to 9 inches across.

TLDR: Adult raccoons can fit in human anuses.

Hey gaud, Tell me a fact that'll haunt me for the rest of my days

Female hyenas mate & give birth through a 7-inch pseudopenis 

Coconut has hair. Coconut has flesh. Coconut has milk. Coconut is a mammal.

I attach it to my ass. Whatever happens, happens

Roleplay!

*you find a wooden mask buried in the woods*

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Oof. Sorry man, I quit this job like thirty seconds ago.

corporate is telling me that I have to kiss you on the cheek and also go to the movies with you 

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

One reblog to restore the balance

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