Regulus: I think I’m coming down with something - I’ve been so nauseous lately
James /srs: Maybe you’re pregnant?
*Moment of panic*
Regulus: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot, you got suggesting that, or me for believing you
gimme james potter who dated regulus for years before his seventh year, where he completely abandoned reg the second lily (who had no idea) showed the littlest sign of attraction
gimme regulus who cried and cried, gimme rosekiller who wrapped reg in blankets and told their teachers it was a "hip flare-up, you know how it is, professor, his hip never really healed properly" and just generally bullshitted until reg could move again
gimme regulus who grew to depend on rosekiller even more, not in a romantic or sexual way just. complete qpr
gimme evan and regulus who got the mark that winter, gimme barty who got it to make them feel better about it (and also because riddle was hot)
gimme regulus who realized he was doing the wrong thing and tried for redemption.
gimme rosekiller who thought he had died a death eater.
gimme barty who tortured the longbottoms to find out who killed reg.
yk. just them
Could you turn off likes and follows as an edblr account you put others you follow at risk of a mass term
ofc anon! done it now, and i can’t believe i had forgotten to do so before. thanks for the reminder!
yes remus, in front of his mother
Barty, barging into the Gryffindor common room: What’s up losers!
Sirius: Wh—
Barty: I actually don’t care, don’t answer that!
Remus: That—
Barty: Anywhoo! Am just here to collect my bitches!
James: Hey—!
Barty, looking at Pandora & Dorcas: Respectfully.
Barty, turning to Regulus: Disrespectfully.
Marauders & Friends:
Barty: Alright, great talk! Let’s go bitches!
Pandora, Regulus & Dorcas kissing their respective partners and following Barty out of the common room.
Marlene: …What the fuck just happened?
Lily: No fucking clue.
As a kid learning about the holocaust, I never understood how people could let Nazis rise to power. But now I’m watching it happen in real time.
What if reg was an animagi and he could turn into a duck.
Imagine walking down the hogwarts corridor and you see james and sirius being chased by a duck with a wand in its mouth.
Idk just something about fussy duck reg sitting on top of james' head quacking at everyone
another non binary/ trans person on edblr! hi!