converse, combat boots, baggy black pants, hoodies/sweatshirts, chipped polish, e-readers, the smell of old books, forgotten breakfast, soft giggles or loud cackles, multiple piercings, either blaring mcr sped-up music or random songs, long nights, forgetting to study and still making an A, being unusually smart, burnout, calloused hands, no sports, outside, climbs trees, worried about grades even though they have all A's, lets you copy off their homework, never talks or constantly talking, always finishes work early, poetry, writes, doodles horror, horror movies, halloween is the best holiday and no one can tell them otherwise, plaid pajama pants, curling up with a book, literally never sleeps, eyebags™, overly aggressive, kind of a loner but people randomly kidnap them into their social circles, bored, no stimulation, probably gay, mentally ill most likely
Sirius: You weren’t a teenage dirtbag. You had a study group
Remus: I sold cigarettes to 7th years in 3rd year
Sirius: I stand corrected
thank you archive of our own for being the sole reason I don't kill myself
me I’m girls
Girls be like “this is my comfort character!” And the show a boy who died tragically at 18 alone failing his first and only mission 
recently been listening to the song "Mystical Magical" by Benson Boone, and all I can hear is James writing it about Regulus, so I gotta brain dump.
IF ANYONE WHO CAN WRITE WANTS TO TURN THIS INTO AN ACTUAL FIC PLSSSS TAG ME BECAUSE I REALLY WANNA READ IT
⭐James is the lead singer of the Marauders, and his guitarist/best friend has a very off-limits younger brother who James has been sneaking around with
⭐Regulus is super guarded, so he constantly is mean to James and then super demanding of affection out of the blue
⭐Reg comes on tour with his brother, and while Sirius and Remus are on a date, James and Reg explore the city and find a cute little ice cream shop where they try 'moon beam' ice cream, and it instantly becomes Reg's favorite
⭐ Reg usually wears all black, but he once wore blue jeans to one of their shows, and James was OBSESSED(down bad fr). So now, whenever Reg wants to get his way, he wears them.
⭐ James wants more than anything to be Regulus's boyfriend and not just his FWB, so he writes a song about it(because he doesn't know how to express emotions. Very Camp Rock 2 of him)
⭐ The rest of the band loves the song, especially Sirius, who has no idea it's about his brother
⭐at the next show, James sings it and everyone loves it (especially Reg, but he wouldn't say that)
⭐ james finds him after the set to see how he felt about the song, and regulus calls him a "cocky bastard" before kissing him
⭐ Sirius walks in and freaks out super dramatic.
⭐ Regulus tells him to stop being so dramatic and says, "I have to watch you snogging Remus all the bloody time, so I can kiss my boyfriend whenever I bloody well want to".
⭐which makes James deliriously happy because Reg called him his boyfriend
⭐ Sirius then starts gagging once he realizes he just sang a song about James wanting his baby brother.
Actual lyrics for reference if you haven't heard it.
[Verse 1] There's nothing colder than your shoulder When you're dragging me along like you do, like you do And then you switch up with no warnin' And you kiss me like you want it, how rude, how rude
[Refrain] But I kinda like it anyways I don't mind if this is gonna take a million days I know you'll come around to me eventually If you sit back, relax, and join my company, my company
[Pre-Chorus] Once you know what my love's gonna feel like Nothing else will feel right, you can feel like Moonbeam ice cream, taking off your blue jeans Dancing at the movies, 'cause it feels so
[Chorus] Mystical, magical Oh, baby, 'cause once you know, once you know My love is so mystical, magical Oh, baby, 'cause once you know, once you know
[Verse 2] My little hard-to-get baby I wanna give you the world Not saying you gotta chase me But I wouldn't mind it If you gave me just a little bit Of something we can work it with But all you do is push me out (Ha)
[Refrain] But I like it anyways 'Cause I think I'm getting closer to you every day I know you'll come around to me eventually Just sit back, relax, and join my company Oh, baby, trust me
[Pre-Chorus] Once you know what my love's gonna feel like Nothing else will feel right, you can feel like Moonbeam ice cream, taking off your blue jeans Dancing at the movies, 'cause it feels so
[Chorus] Mystical, magical Oh, baby, 'cause once you know, once you know My love is so mystical, magical Oh, baby, 'cause once you know, once you know
[Outro] Ooh, ooh (Once you know what my love's gonna feel like) Ooh, ooh (Moonbeam ice cream, nothing else will feel right) Mystical, magical Oh, baby, it's mystical, magical
Sirius: Next person to say “weird flex but okay” is getting thrown of the astronomy tower.
Regulus: Preposterous boast but alas.
yeah..
yeah.
Brotherly love.
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im acc gonna km$ i go to this holiday care program and they fucking told my mum that im not eating and now she’s gonna moniter everything i pack for lunch and a staff is gonna sit next to me to make sure i eat it all. it’s only for a week then i can throw my food out at school, but im super pissed off