At Jily's wedding:
Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Evan: LILY.
*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*
Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!
Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.
James was the mum friend in a "wraps you in a soft blanket and makes you tea when you're not feeling well" way.
Sirius needed someone to love him.
Remus needed someone to accept him.
Peter needed someone to value him.
And James made sure each of them went to bed smiling.
Regulus was the mum friend in a "chasing you around the house screaming at you to not put forks in the plug sockets" way.
Evan had no regard for safety, his own or others.
Barty has no impulse control.
Pandora did dangerous experiments on a daily basis.
Dorcas would do just about anything if you paid her enough.
And Regulus was just trying to keep those fucking idiots alive.
i just remembered the og @n@ diet and no hate but i honestly think there haven’t been any diets made since that are as well thought out and balanced and (seemingly) effective as this one
since i’ve actually been going crazy and eating whatever i want i’m going to do it and i think it been like 6 weeks+ long is really good so you won’t be tempted to say ‘oh it’s ok I can just re-start next week’ when you’re in the middle cause you’ve already done like a month’s worth?
anyways here’s a photo of the @n@ boot camp diet and hopefully it’ll finally kick me into shape
babysitting gone wrong
i have only seen this legendary post on pintrest. i thank the tumblr gods for gracing it upon my feed
Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic
HE’S REAL!?!?!?!?!
don’t let marauders fans find out there’s a canonized catholic saint called Saint Regulus and he died at sea
14 year old James who moved on from his crush on Lily to be absolutely besotted by Regulus Black.
15 year old James who managed to finally get Regulus to like him back, maybe even love.
16 year old James who pocketed the marauders map and put on his invisibility cloak to go meet Regulus in the depths of the night.
16 year old James who never told Sirius or his friends about him because Regulus was not yet ready to face his brother.
16 year old Regulus who falls deeper into the trenches with the absolute void that was James. He couldnt help it, James' whole presence required you to be absorbed within him.
17 year old James, spending his days worrying about how to talk to Sirius about him falling in love with his brother.
17 year old Regulus who is forced to join the death eaters by his family.
17 year old Regulus who loves James so much, that he doesnt have the heart to watch James hate him for what he has become.
"Obliviate"
18 year old James who feels a bit concussed as he went back to his dorm from the astronomy tower at midnight. He doesnt even remember why he was there in the first place.
18 year old James who gets enamoured by Lily Evans yet again and this time, its reciprocated.
17 year old Regulus watches as James and Lily spend their days filled with happiness.
Regulus drowns at age 17 with his final thoughts being that of James. Now nobody knew of what once was and could've been.
18 year old James, who has never really even talked to Regulus, feels his heart hollow at the news of him dying. He wonders why. Maybe its sympathetic pain, it was Sirius's little brother after all.
And that was all he was.
Regulus: *nervously* so i noticed that you're in the hospital wing once a month and... are you like me?
Remus: you're also a...
*at the same time *
Remus: a werewolf
Regulus: trans
Regulus:
Remus:
Remus: wait you're trans?!
Regulus: YOU'RE A WEREWOLF?!
Sirius, while cleaning a mess kid!Harry made: We need a slur for toddlers Remus: in polish we have "gówniaki", which roughly translates to "shitlings" Sirius: Perfect