My Favorite Version Of Tawny Tawky Is When He’s Just A Stuffed Animal, And Then Boom! Magical Tiger.

hi ace attorney fandom LOL

this was an actual conversation i had with my friends through text ;))

(im apollo)

batlantern with shapeshifter!hal

Everything is the same except Hal’s a shapeshifter. He can shapeshift into people/change his gender/appearance. He can’t shapeshift into animals yet because he’s still learning (and busy with Lantern stuff). 

These scenarios would (most??? not sure) likely happen.

-hal going to a gala uninvited to annoy the shit out of spooky or getting the fancy food. 

-hal changing to female!hal for another gala or something, and BRUCE WAYNE COMES UP TO HIM AND FLIRTS WITH HIM. hal immediately runs away once he figures out his secret co-worker is flirting /w him lol

-hal probably changing into oilver one time, and he gets bamboozled by press+people. 

Man, Green Lantern and Batman hating each other and Female!Hal and Bruce Wayne borderline flirting+dating (?) each other would make a good identity porn fic. 

I really love the idea of captain marvel being like really fucking shady

Imange with me

"I know a guy"

Knows how to pick locks

Yeah for blood you've got to do peroxide and cold water and scrub harder

*the league is talking about a crime boss his image is shown marvel is late* hey I know that guy!

Can relate to criminals

Still has the sunny boyscout attitude somehow

When overhearing a conversation about weapons and their pros and cons marvel causally drops the fact that he favors a switchblade

Flash and green lantern are talking a show most likely the office they ask captain marvel if hes seen it

"Oh no I dont have a tv sorry"

In the end half the league thinks hes a really polite mafia boss

yes

Jason is really trying to distance himself as Bruce’s kid, when his name literally has ‘son’ in it.

Peak son behavior

i got galaxy vans today and now call them “The Billy Kaplan Vans”

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I quite like archon zhongli and his possible dynamic with diluc

(this is my personal timeline about zhongli)

this is an old drawing, i was trying convince a friend that he is like a cat

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this is a time travel au in which diluc tries to stop zhongli from becoming an archon

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or:

“give my alimony next friday”

“what alimony??” 

“we’re getting divorced”

“WE’RE NOT MARRIED???” 

“I’m getting a divorce”

“WE’RE NOT EVEN MARRIED”

Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Marvel

-Along with that, I’m pretty sure he got into Naruto cosplay (as Shazam) one time because of the Area 51 meme

-There’s a female villain and after Marvel punts her somewhere he’s like “just killed a woman, feeling good” (after that he had to explain the JL the meme)

-Whenever someone does something amazing he always says WAP and no one has the heart to correct him

Marvel, being shot in the gut a few times, bleeding and fading between consciousness and unconsciousness: tis but a scratch

Marvel, when he has to do monitor duty/does something not dangerous: IM GONNA DIE

Shazam/Captain Marvel/Billy Batson has so much comedic potential.

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Captain Marvel, the chosen Champion of the gods, protector of Magic: poggers.

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Captain Marvel: (speaking in Latin to an ancient deity)

Superman: (leaning over) What’s he saying?

Wonderwoman: He’s asking it for its Minecraft username.

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Captain Marvel: (eyes glowing) dwelling on the heroes of old, will only end In suffering and misfortune, glacé to the morrow instead.

The league: …

Captain Marvel: (sips boba)

Billy Batson memes bc im in the mood-