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The Druid Way

Same group as Barbarian’s Labyrinth further in the same dungeon. The team has just survived the last of the wizard’s tricks and is now walking down the final hallway. At the end of the hallway they see two statues with two doors on either side of them.

Druid: Oh this is gonna be one of those one head tells the truth the other lies right?

Statue 1: Yes

Statue 2 : No

Druid: Right then-

Druid OOC: I cast move earth to sink both statues into the ground.

Everyone else: WHAT

Druid OOC: Then I summon two pixies and command each to open a door.

DM: You son of a…The pixies each open a door. The door on the left leads to an open room, and the door on the right is a complete black abyss. Suddenly a tongue lashes out of the abyss, wraps around the pixie, and pulls it in never to be seen again. I hate you guys so much.

Everyone: WOOHOO!

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