Reidlesbian - Reidlesbian

therapist: reid have you been doing drugs again

reid: is love a drug

therapist: probably the most powerful drug there is

reid: good because I fuckin love heroin

Oh no tattoo for me thanks. Can you just hurt me instead

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

hannibal the cannibal: i am going to hannibal the cannibal you

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Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

one cool thing about catholicism is they don't actually check if youre catholic when u go to mass you can just get on your knees and have a priest put christs body in your mouth with NO verification to make sure youre not just some kind of pervert.