You All Hate Me And My Longsword And Full Plate Armor

*getting my dick sucked* how useless and moronic this world is. Barbarity and pestilence have overtaken the world

*sucking someone's dick* glug glug shluuurp glug ahh smooch glug glug

puts cocaine in my lipgloss so when he kisses me he thinks im god

bro we have to shotgun the weed. its not gay its just financially smart to do it. we get twice the value out of weed. come on just kiss me

after some soul searching (jerking off) i have found that everything will be ok!

Masculine and feminine are over. Its just The Urge now. The desire. The torment.

“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.

Normal guy voice . I need to watch him lose consciousness in a vulnerable position