How And Why Does Logan Have A Secret-not-so-secret Thing For Cheek Kisses . I Refuse To Believe Its A

some kid tries to touch his hair cause why not, logan immediately shifts his head away without looking. the kid tries again and again, but logan dodges until he is too uncomfortable with the attempt and hisses and shows the full length of the canines he keeps hidden, with his pupils constricted almost entirely (sort of like a scared animal/ cat). the kid jumps back and logan then slowly and softly says "stop....please...don't do that out of nowhere ....". logan then feels really uncomfortable and walks to some place else.

eventually after a couple of years, when he is more comfortable being around kids in the mansion, he does let them pet his head and play with his hair... only if the politely ask his permission first.

after that, everytime a kid asks to touch his hair he obliges without a thought. he winds up being a practice mannequin for anybody who wants to do braid his hair. he actually likes beads and accessories on his hair if it doesn't pull at his hair.

K back 2 logan:

Him learning to accept hugs. You *cannot* tell me that he isn't touch starved. The man lived in the woods. He was homeless. He was sad.

I feel like he jumps like a cat whenever someone tries to hug him the first few times

somebody : *for some reason* LOGAN!!!What is wrong with you today ?!?! Scott Summer : What isn't wrong with him everyday...

it’s always sunny at the x-mansion

stray kitty with extra sharp claws finally finds a home transforming into sweet kitty--the perfect adoption

Can we talk about this? I feel like not enough people talk about this happening in the movie

oh fiery beast i see your true form in this plain mortal scene

logan secretly had the ability to control the movement of his hair, i.e. the can make all his hair stand up to make himself more threatening/bigger, but if you're not threatened by him he looks like a big, fluffy, black puff ball

body change

hallooo fellow lovers !! i had a thought about logan.

big shoulders little waist expressive eyes and a hell lot of muscles. i get that he needs a lot of muscles to move around his metal bones. So before the bonding, he would not need like 60 to 80 % ish muscles he has now right? Now thinking about the metal coating on his bones, they seemed to put a lot of metal so the coat is pretty thick, 'cuz the coat thick, logan's skeletan got wider, and TALLER by a couple inches.

Makes sense till now?

Close your eyes and imagine this fella, make him a little tinier from 5'3 to maybe 5 or shorter, keep him strong and thick/chunky but slim him done a lot. keep the proportions nearly the same but make his face slimmer (a bit like his son akihiro ) with the jaw just as sharp and defined as before and his shoulders still wider that his lovely hips by a couple inches.

my reason for this particular change to his face and frame: i like to imagine that the scientists made extra changes in his skeleton

his arms (fingers to shoulders) are proportionally larger/ wider/ thicker than they were before 'cuz they had to accommodate the claws. why?? his claws got coated too, a thick metal coat, it doesn't fit properly in his forearm, so they need to shift around the arm bones add a few extra bones in his wrist/palm or something to support the claws when they out. its probably a really snug fit now, maybe that's why the "snikt" sound comes every time because the blades and wrist/palm bones slide together making that sound.

his hip and spine bones would also have few adjustments to keep him balanced and support him

i'm thinking his face would be thinner a bit more femme if we look the right way; after the metal bonding the face got wider, with some features becoming more pronounced. his eyes would look smaller too. ooh! that means logan could naturally have big doe eyes

And that was my lengthy explanation to tell you guys i headcanon this baby girl as a baby girl ( i'll say no more, the rest is up to your imagination)

in conclusion, pre-weapon x logan was likely a cute pretty twink with doe eyes, and could be mistaken for a lady if he wears a decent dress. don't be fooled he doesn't need looks or claws to kill, you a sharp look is enough *wink* *wink*

i'm not talking to my self i'm just having long monologues about something someone did just a couple minutes back, and got inspired by it to have a bout of whimsical creative flamboyance, but i can't do it physically right now, i don't have the materials. hence i choose the vast canvas of my mind to illustrate concepts i came up with just to forget them by the next day and only remembering a tidbit of it: which i then proceed to write out in a post

jubilee and vegetables

hallooo fellow lovers!! i had a silly scene playing in my head

jubilee is 9/12 ish , already kinda attached to logan and rest of the x men but still very bratty and disobedient.

has a moment where most of the x men have tried to coerce her or make her get a bedtime and eat her vegetables because she mostly eats junk food. the're worried she's not getting enough nutrients.

almost everybody has given a shot; logan goes "ah, why the hell not". He tells her a short story when he was a boy her age, something happened yada yada he couldn't eat veggies for years and got hunted/had to survive predators as an adolescent in the good ol' freezing canadian wilderness, hence never had a great sleep schedule. He continues this in complete seriousness and concludes the story by saying that because he didn't eat his veggies and got good sleep he never grew tall, (then in a mournful tone) and that's why he never gets the stuff on the upper shelves. he further says he doesn't want that for jubilee, wants her to become taller and stronger.

at this point jubilee doesn't know logan has any capacity for humor, so she accepts it as the truth. after that she does it instantaneously. rest of the x men are shocked and logan is feeling smug

Besides jubilee has her own motivations now, them being taller and stronger than logan so that one day

she can tease him by keeping everything out of his reach

hold him upside-down by the ankle and shake all his money(for clothes, duh ) out of his pockets (in cartoon-ish fashion) with all his secrets also out of his hair deflating it, letting it succumb to gravity. now with his flat hair logan can't gain extra inches, but she can ( cute evil cartoon laughter in her inner monologue )

i haven't fully thought out what logan's story here would be here, but maybe it could be semi- true , but logan wouldn't know that himself

i'm not sure of jubilee's canon comic age when she met the x men, so this is kinda a headcanon ??

let me know your silly fluffy ideas in the comments :-)