Will, upon Matthew’s arrival at the institute: Okay kid, if you’re going to be a part of this family, you have to be put on rotation for the Weekly Sacrifice
Matthew: The what?
James: Each week, one of us has to pretend to be sick so that he can call Brother Zachariah over.
Will: You’re the newcomer, so it’s your turn, and-
Matthew, having crawled into bed, shivering under blankets, wailing: CALL THE BROTHERS, I AM MOST VILELY ILL!!!
James: A common cold would suffice…
Matthew: I HAVE DROPSY! DEATH IS IMMINENT! AH, DEAR LOST YOUTH
Will: …Excessive. I like it.
Aww so cute! Another OTP!!!
(Written on my phone like really fast. All mistakes are mine.)
Soulmate AU. Solangelo. (Mention of past Percy loving, Jason attraction, and Thaluke)
The soulmate thing sucks for demigods. There’s not another word for it – it sucks. A lot.
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Yasssss
5 years; 10 books; 100s of deaths; 100s of friends; hours of sleep, lost; a river of tears shed; An Armada of ships (some more of dingys that had started to flood); Millions of feelings shouted at the pages. And its finally over. My life….. is officially over. Percy Jackson, Annabeth...
Madi: Who are you?
Jordan Jasper Green: Your… brother? Cousin? Look, I don’t know it’s complicated.
~some time later~
Jordan: So um my parents wanted me to kind of get your parents together?
Madi: Perfect. I have a few ideas. *pulls out a giant 3 ring binder with 300 pages of notes*
From script to screen.
Dumbledore, died at age 115
Horcruxes made: 0
Voldemort, died at age 71
Horcruxes made: 7
Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.
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When you read a really good book with feels (ft. Dylan O'Brien)