Me, Mentally Flipping Through The Various Daydream Universes I’ve Crafted Up Like Records In A Crate:

I feel called out

*gets excited about the story i’m going to act out in my head before i fall asleep*

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

“Jason is a natural born leader.” I’m calling bullshit. Jason knows how to lead bc the people of Camp Jupiter raised him for it. He makes it explicit in his pov that it wasn’t something he had wanted, it was just a path he was stuck it. Caring about people doesn’t make him a leader, it makes him someone who wanted to do something good. Same with Annabeth, she wanted to be a leader, so she made herself one, and when you read her pov it doesn’t even seem like she likes it that much. Do you know who the natural born leaders are? Reyna and Percy. Everything at Camp Jupiter was working against Reyna, but she proved herself over and over and became praetor. From what we see of her in HOO it is clear though while her job is difficult, it is also something she cares deeply about, and wouldn’t give up. Percy never wanted to be a leader, and though it was expected of him no one at chb taught him what to do, he was just good at it, even when he didn’t want to be. He lead the entire Battle of Manhattan by himself, even Annabeth took orders from him. 

Derek: I'm going to Taco Bell, you guys want anything?

Spencer: I want my father to be proud of me

Derek:

Derek: yeah, I got like ten bucks

Honestly, whats the point of even listening to Queen unless your music is so loud it sounds like they’re all beating you up with their instruments.

I have three modes of reading

Dont read

Read a 500 page book in a day

Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion

Terry from Brooklyn 99 drinks respect women juice

people always tell me “oh but you always reread the same three books” like yeah bitch i stole my personality from them sometimes i need to brush up on the details

Sometimes I put my face up against my dog while he's sleeping to feel his little lungs expand and his little heart beat and I am struck by the beauty of of life and the miracle of nature to evolve for thousands of years just to create one little guy and put him in my house

mike: doing literally anything in S5

jonathan, behind him, plotting his murder: