Lance's Overtake On The Last Lap — MONACO GP'25

oscar could commit vehicular manslaughter in the mclaren garage and you’d find me turning a blind eye btw

"̳I̳ ̳C̳̳A̳̳N̳'̳T̳ ̳P̳̳U̳̳S̳̳H̳ ̳N̳̳O̳̳W̳" glad to see that Fernando Alonso didn't overreact or anything

Charles: "is there a leakage?"

Bryan: "a leakage of what?"

Charles: "I have the seat full of water, lke full of water!"

Bryan: "must be the water"

Charles: "LET'S ADD THAT TO THE WORDS OF WISDOM"

Lance after finishing P6 — AUSTRALIAN GP'25

I love how stupid f1 is bc what do you mean they made a fake new rule where drivers have to pit twice in order to engineer artificial excitement on this track that's simply not designed to host cars that fucking big and all it did was make every team and every driver drive slower ?

Like this is the most technologically advanced sport on earth and F1 thought they're gonna make everyone drive faster but every team is on radio like-

[Calm asmr voice]: veerryyyy good job, go slower diva ❤️ work smarter not harder ❤️ if you're feeling very fun and fresh you can go 100kph slower as a treat ❤️

FERNANDO FIRST POINT I MIGHT ACTUALLY CRY BRO

.... Fully unhinged David Coulthard telling Lando Norris on the PRE PODIUM INTERVIEW that he smells good. Another absolute banger

Clipped by ln4norris on xtwitter

Bumper car crimes committed at the drivers' parade, Miami GP 2025:

George is the first to to leave the track and gain an advantage:

Kimi takes advantage of George's selfie to reach over his shoulder and drive their car into the Ferraris:

Charles retaliates by pushing the Mercs off track:

Lando is frustrated with the DRS train and tries to pull an overtake on the Mercs:

...which George rightly defends:

Lando then tries to slingshot around the outside:

George notices when they're almost wheel-to-wheel and defends fiercely:

CONTACT!

George and Charles join forces to try to squeeze Pierre!

So. Its a wet race, 5 rookies on the grid, Max and George lining up alongside eachother on the second row, two McLaren's on the front row and Oscar says he'd do anything to win his home race- if you listen really closely you can hear an emergency alarm blaring in the background of this post

"I have no brakes" Pierre, I think you have a few more issues than just that??