God Im Reading A Text About Romance Fiction (especially Targeted At Young Adults) For Class And One Sentence

when Helen isn’t home

“Because I’m formulating, okay! I’m taking in information! I’m processing! I’m doing the math, I’m fixing the boyfriend, and keeping the baby from turning into a flaming monster! How do I do it? By rolling with the punches, baby!”

By using smartphones to tell time, we’ve essentially gone back to the pocket watch

a Pixar Animation Studios film

when you get to the part of the book when your OTP kiss for the first time:

Boobs and butts have no sexual functions, so they’re just the fetish with the world’s biggest consensus. (source)

Calling your SO “honey” is immensely romantic. Honey never spoils, meaning your honey never stops being beautiful.

Trafic is when a bunch of people try to get somewhere fast, and as a result, everyone takes longer to get to their destination.

Because of evolving bacteria and bacteria defenses in our body, travelling to the future could lead you to death, and travelling back to the past can kill everyone.