Calling Your SO “honey” Is Immensely Romantic. Honey Never Spoils, Meaning Your Honey Never Stops

The LGBTQ+ pride flag is made up of straight lines

People say life is short, but it’s literally the longest thing you’ll ever do. (source)

Attractive people with a shitty personality is the real life equivalent of a click-bait article with a catchy heading

when Helen isn’t home

“Because I’m formulating, okay! I’m taking in information! I’m processing! I’m doing the math, I’m fixing the boyfriend, and keeping the baby from turning into a flaming monster! How do I do it? By rolling with the punches, baby!”

“Now, you might not feel like you can do much now, but that’s just because, well, you’re not a tree yet. You just have to give yourself some time. You’re still a seed” - A BUG’S LIFE.

Trafic is when a bunch of people try to get somewhere fast, and as a result, everyone takes longer to get to their destination.

Trees live underground and use the “above ground” part as a snorkel.

If you’re the only child and you choose not to have any children, you’re ending a family line that started since the beginning of mankind