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People who make advertisements for girls’ toys don’t seem to have any idea how girls play with them. Barbies don’t have nice civilised tea parties and talk about boys, it’s more like Game of Thrones except everyone is a lesbian

Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can make all the logical moves you want, but at some point the pigeon is gonna knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway. (source)

If 99% of the world finds you unattractive, there’s still around 75 million people who do find you attractive.

baby harpy?

been a while since i posted

Allergies are your immune system’s irrational fears

Ultimate Disney Princess Team Up  

Wreck It Ralph 2

If you get rid of all laws, you technically get rid of all crime. (source)

Think about all the times you looked at someone without them noticing. Now think about how many times someone has looked at you without you noticing.

Being asked “Why are you depressed? Life is beautiful!” is like saying “Why do you have asthma? There is so much air