Arguing With Some People Is Like Playing Chess With A Pigeon. You Can Make All The Logical Moves You

Diary Drama 💔

“Now, you might not feel like you can do much now, but that’s just because, well, you’re not a tree yet. You just have to give yourself some time. You’re still a seed” - A BUG’S LIFE.

when Helen isn’t home

No matter how many kids are waiting to see Santa, you can’t open up another line with a second Santa (source)

If you’ve slept with less than 12 people, then sleeping with you is a more exclusive club than walking on the moon.

Turning up the volume is like zooming in, but with sound.

People say life is short, but it’s literally the longest thing you’ll ever do. (source)

when you get to the part of the book when your OTP kiss for the first time:

Think about all the times you looked at someone without them noticing. Now think about how many times someone has looked at you without you noticing.

Trafic is when a bunch of people try to get somewhere fast, and as a result, everyone takes longer to get to their destination.