2019 Will Probably Be The Last Year That Ends With “teen” For The Rest Of Our Lives.

“Now, you might not feel like you can do much now, but that’s just because, well, you’re not a tree yet. You just have to give yourself some time. You’re still a seed” - A BUG’S LIFE.

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

People who make advertisements for girls’ toys don’t seem to have any idea how girls play with them. Barbies don’t have nice civilised tea parties and talk about boys, it’s more like Game of Thrones except everyone is a lesbian

No matter how many kids are waiting to see Santa, you can’t open up another line with a second Santa (source)

Live every day like it’s your last is fiscally irresponsible. Instead live like every day you have left will be the same, and if your unhappy with it make a small change until everyday is a good day to be your last.

Tangled Headers (1500x500)!!

Depression is just being bullied by yourself.

During an earthquake coffins become underground maracas

Art tutorials by Disney artists Griz and Norm Lemay