Boobytrap Reversed Is Partyboob. (source)

#relatable

“mermaids have no real responsibilities just killing men and doing their hair what kind of #goals”

People say life is short, but it’s literally the longest thing you’ll ever do. (source)

If you get rid of all laws, you technically get rid of all crime. (source)

god im reading a text about romance fiction (especially targeted at young adults) for class and one sentence in it literally made my brain explode because ive been thinking about this kind of stuff too, how “Many people wouldn’t fall in love if they’ve never heard about it before.” and like…imagine there was no ideal/overaccentuated image of love and romance painted in postmodern mass media….how would we love? would it be purer? more authentic? what would we do differently? would we fall in love at all if we werent constantly being fed an ideal concept of love as the norm in mass media? like what is a natural process of human feelings and what is just a projection of how we want to love and want to be loved based on what we’ve seen on tv and read in books etc? in this essay i will

Not being able to see the Blood Moon was the equivalent of “this content is unavailable in your country”

If you’re the only child and you choose not to have any children, you’re ending a family line that started since the beginning of mankind

If spiderman bit a man and he inherited spiderman’s powers, he would be spidermanman

Treehouses are weird. It’s like killing something and cutting it up and then making its friend hold it for the rest of its life.

2019 will probably be the last year that ends with “teen” for the rest of our lives.