Winter Solider: Once I Tried To Rob This Preppy Kid On His Way To School But Before I Could Even Get

Winter solider: once I tried to rob this preppy kid on his way to school but before I could even get a threat out he told me ‘please don’t hesitate’ and I was so agasp that this eight year old just asked me to kill him outright that I ran off into an alleyway and cried.

Tony: lol that was me

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3 weeks ago

I think some people are reading too much into the Zava/Jamie dynamic, not in the sense that it’s not weird or condescending but in the sense that I think y’all are giving Zava too much credit. I simply don’t think he cared enough about Richmond to know that much about who was their “best player” because once he was there it would be him. What he does care about is the fact that only one person in that locker room was clearly not worshipping him. Dani and Jamie were both strikers and both aces but the way Zava treats them is very different, because Dani worships the ground he walks on and Jamie doesn’t. And let’s be real, Jamie doesn’t have the locker room influence that he used to. In S1, sure, he was the king, but he lost that cred after returning to Man City, and when he came back to Richmond, he wasn’t able to claw it back until the Dubai Air protest. Even after that, his influence is enough to have a good camaraderie and be respected as a teammate and leader, but it’s not the “bully the kitman because it makes me laugh” influence that he had before. If anyone has that influence after S1, it’s Isaac, Sam, and Dani, but Zava sees no need to condescend to them because they’re already on his side. The way Zava acts toward Jamie doesn’t read to me as “I took your spot, what are you gonna do about it,” it reads much more as “they all love me, you should get with the program.” It’s in no way a fight for dominance, mainly because Jamie isn’t really fighting back. It’s more like a cult leader trying to force an unwilling sheep into the flock. (And Rebecca, the only other person that doesn’t like him, is spared this treatment because A she’s a woman and B she sits in a position of power external to the dynamics of the team and coaching staff.)

7 months ago

jon being rhaegar's visenya as in being the missing head to complete his dragon, jon recieving darksister from bloodraven at some point, jon riding rhaegal who is vhagar reincarnated, jon being visenya


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2 months ago
Scientist!ned
Scientist!ned

scientist!ned

3 months ago
Things Ppl Say To Harvey
Things Ppl Say To Harvey
Things Ppl Say To Harvey
Things Ppl Say To Harvey
Things Ppl Say To Harvey
Things Ppl Say To Harvey
Things Ppl Say To Harvey
Things Ppl Say To Harvey
Things Ppl Say To Harvey

things ppl say to harvey

7 months ago
A Little Something I Made Lmao

a little something i made lmao

3 months ago

Harvey may have forgiven his family but I sure haven't. especially marcus. How is he going to blame harvey for "tearing the family apart" when it was his mother who cheated 💀💀 ungrateful losers all of them.

I'm sorry, but him continuing to blame himself for ruining the family for years together??? HARVEY SPECTER GET BEHIND ME. It was completely valid for him to cut them off. I can't even imagine how he survived in that toxic environment for so long.

This isn't to say his mother wasnt regretful of what she did and I do acknowledge that they patched things up but those flashback episodes make me so mad


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7 months ago

Tony: so, i got banned from shields safehouse because i'm apparently a "liability" and "reckless" and "stark"

Tony: that last one's just my name, but you should hear it the way coulson says it

7 months ago
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1 month ago

went into the theaters for a casual watch and came out wanting to see john walker take it up the ass (specifically from bob)

7 months ago
THERES NO FUCKING WAY

THERES NO FUCKING WAY

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