Accurate Representation Of Me If I Ever Catch Glimpse Of This Guy

Okay but like imagine literally sleeping with him, just being wrapped up in his arms all cozy. I need it

Just two old men enjoying each other's company

Slash getting all blushy and kicking his feet at the scary sleepover (2017)

That one anon is so right

It wouldn’t hurt Slash to just post one wee little video of him jacking off- in fact, it might do him some good! Who knows?

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LITERALLY like Pookie PLEASE 😩

Just jerk it for me 😞

Stop

I would do some very questionable things if I got the opportunity to witness slash pissing himself on stage

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Ask him I bet he’d do it

I LOVE DILF SLASH UGHHHH

Tan line, oh yeah

haha funny computer

he's got the look 👀

Can I just say that I wanna kiss this man so FUCKING hard? Put my hands on his chest and mess around with his nipple ring?? Like, that's not gonna make anyone upset right?

Like, I want this man to ram into me as we're making love at like 4 AM. And whisper praises into my ear as he's thrusting so slowly and deeply....