Why, Why Do I Do This To Myself?

'"you should go for it "

" you'd make a cute couple "

SHUT UP YOU LESBIAN

Chapters: 2/6 Fandom: Criminal Minds (US TV), 9-1-1 (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/Emily Prentiss, Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) Characters: Jennifer "JJ" Jareau, Emily Prentiss, Henry LaMontagne, Evan "Buck" Buckley, Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) Additional Tags: Pining, First Kiss, more pining!!!, this is such a niche idea i have no idea if anyone will read it, They're a Family, they just don't know it, Panic, Not Beta Read, sorry for any mistakes, the Blind Leading the Blind, they'll figure it out eventually!, emily prentiss is a mother, don't ask where will is, I don't know, i'm leaving that up to the reader, Lesbian Emily Prentiss, Bisexual Jennifer "JJ" Jareau, Gay Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Bisexual Evan "Buck" Buckley, chris is only mentioned, im sorry, More Panic!, Earthquakes, Tsunami (9-1-1 TV), henry is 9 in this, this isn't my best work but, Idiots in Love, down bad, AND GAY!, more jemily centered but, maybe buddie will get a sequel, Getting Together Summary:

Jemily meets earthquake as Buddie met tsunami

Emily and Henry surprise JJ in LA after a case, the two women try to ignore their feelings for each other as the three of them feel more like a family than ever. But when Emily and Henry get separated during an earthquake, feelings become harder to suppress as panic ensues. Luckily some firefighters come to their rescue, even if they are even more oblivious to their feelings than JJ and Emily.

Written in honor of the endless buddie and jemily teasing both shows have been doing lately.

When Chappell Roan’s Subway comes out I will be humbly begging the wondrous jemily editors out there for edits of “well fuck this city I’m moving to Saskatchewan” with Emily in Paris

Rip JJ, you would’ve loved Good Luck, Babe! By Chappell Roan.

“burn in the fiery pits of hell cbs” we all say in unison

Sydney doesn't want to leave and Carmy wouldn't want her to leave. But Syd doesn't know Carm wants her to stay and Carm doesn't know that Syd feels unwanted as a friend and business partner.

These two suck at communicating lol

But I bet if they did actually have a proper conversation again, things would gets sorted out.

We need another table scene that's an episode long and it's just them talking (maybe there's flashbacks and stuff), like I feel like that would be perfect for getting them back together as partners and friends.

If Jemily and Buddie both go canon in 2024 it will heal every bit of trauma the CW queerbaits left on my soul.

TEDDY!! that man looks like what a leprechaun shits out after he eats too many carrots! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Pennsylvania produces blonde bisexuals… no arguments will be taken.