When Chappell Roan’s Subway Comes Out I Will Be Humbly Begging The Wondrous Jemily Editors Out There

POV: Elle and Hotch meet up after the early seasons team left the BAU and went rogue

Hotch: What have you been up to?

Elle: Leading a revolution with JJ.

Hotch: Good for you two. I’ve been freelancing as a hit man, putting my skills to use.

Elle, nodding: It’s about time after spending years cooped up in that office 24/7.

Hotch: You can say that again. Have you heard from the others? Derek?

Elle: He’s doing vigilante shit now.

Hotch: Sounds about right. Gideon?

Elle: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Did you hear about Reid?

Hotch: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, yeah, which reminds me, I need to go break him out later.

Elle: Let me know if you want help with that. JJ’s girlfriend knows how to pull strings, we may not even have to jailbreak this time.

Hotch: That sounds like an excellent plan.

Elle: Look at us, getting the team back together again :)

Chapters: 5/6 Fandom: Criminal Minds (US TV), 9-1-1 (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/Emily Prentiss, Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) Characters: Jennifer "JJ" Jareau, Emily Prentiss, Henry LaMontagne, Evan "Buck" Buckley, Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) Additional Tags: Pining, First Kiss, more pining!!!, this is such a niche idea i have no idea if anyone will read it, They're a Family, they just don't know it, Panic, Not Beta Read, sorry for any mistakes, the Blind Leading the Blind, they'll figure it out eventually!, emily prentiss is a mother, don't ask where will is, I don't know, i'm leaving that up to the reader, Lesbian Emily Prentiss, Bisexual Jennifer "JJ" Jareau, Gay Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Bisexual Evan "Buck" Buckley, chris is only mentioned, im sorry, More Panic!, Earthquakes, Tsunami (9-1-1 TV), henry is 9 in this, this isn't my best work but, Idiots in Love, down bad, AND GAY!, more jemily centered but, maybe buddie will get a sequel, Getting Together Summary:

Jemily meets earthquake as Buddie met tsunami

Emily and Henry surprise JJ in LA after a case, the two women try to ignore their feelings for each other as the three of them feel more like a family than ever. But when Emily and Henry get separated during an earthquake, feelings become harder to suppress as panic ensues. Luckily some firefighters come to their rescue, even if they are even more oblivious to their feelings than JJ and Emily.

Written in honor of the endless buddie and jemily teasing both shows have been doing lately.

JJ getting tortured and hallucinating Emily is actually insane

Like babe, you have a whole ass husband and you’re hallucinating your coworker… OKAY

If Jemily and Buddie both go canon in 2024 it will heal every bit of trauma the CW queerbaits left on my soul.

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The interesting thing about the "if you’re asking me to choose between you and my son" line is that Buck isn't doing that at all. Not once has he said, or even implied that he wanted Eddie to choose. This is Eddie projecting, because he is choosing and he hates it! Of course he's going to choose Chris every time, but it's killing him that he has to choose at all!

manifesting california by chappell roan to be featured in 8b during eddie’s crisis moving to tx/leaving buck

Your honor, I am literally just a girl. I can’t work under these conditions, the conditions in question being an unhealthy obsession with the lady profilers of the BAU:

GIFs aren't mine, they simply made me GASP. Somebody release me.

so apparently 911 is just fanfic now? okk, here's my submission/theory:

Eddie has left and Buck is now officially moved in. Buck feels weird about sleeping in Eddie’s room, so he sleeps on the couch (cause why not? he loves that couch!) and he kinda realizes he has more feelings about living in Eddie’s house without Eddie than he originally thought but that makes him sad so he shoves them down. Cue the return of s1 slut era buck!! Buck starts sleeping around again, hookups but he obviously doesn’t bring them back to Eddie’s (now his) house. And during like a montage of hookups someone suggests going his (buck’s) place but Buck shoots him/her down. So Buck is crashing out, he hooks up, he comes back to Eddie’s house, Eddie is gone, he sleeps on the couch, he is sad kicked puppy in burning animal shelter. Now at some point someone (likely a member of the 118, my guess would be Hen) notices the return of s1 buck tendencies and tries to talk to him about it but he probably just insists he’s fine, its not a problem, & he runs when they try and connect it to Eddie leaving. That night, Buck goes out again, he and someone (probably a guy, possibly even physically reminiscent of Eddie cause why not?) they almost hook up, Buck stops it, not being able to stop hearing what Hen said to him. So he goes home alone and like the sad kicked puppy he is, and he falls on the couch. BUT he can’t fall asleep, he’s uncomfortable (he’s been sleeping on a couch for weeks now), and he can’t stop thinking about Eddie (he's like right on the cusp of realizing his feelings might not totally platonic but he cannot get there). So he gets up, he goes into Eddie’s room and he falls asleep in Eddie’s bed (also that uhaul looks tiny so I get to say it’s the same bed)

soooo.... do i write this or just wait for the show to do it for me???

OH SHE FUCKING GETS ITTTTTT THEO SHARPE SUPREMACY AND BISEXUAL ELOISE TRUTHERRRR IKTR

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TEDDY!! that man looks like what a leprechaun shits out after he eats too many carrots! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!