OH SHE FUCKING GETS ITTTTTT THEO SHARPE SUPREMACY AND BISEXUAL ELOISE TRUTHERRRR IKTR

Your honor, I am literally just a girl. I can’t work under these conditions, the conditions in question being an unhealthy obsession with the lady profilers of the BAU:

GIFs aren't mine, they simply made me GASP. Somebody release me.

turns out uhaul gays are literally the opposite of uhaul lesbians. build a relationship for six years and then pack your shit up and move away.

It's honestly hilarious to me how none of us just stopped to think 'wait, something is definitely wrong with this girl, wtf' when Niko first appeared behind fluffy clouds and rainbow lights, and instead just shrugged it off as Crystal being a raging lesbian, the biggest queer stonks of all time

People saying Eddie would be abusive towards Buck?

I’m putting y’all in time out until you behave also if I were to knock on your head it would echo how stupid are you

“Emily is one of the only main characters to not have a romantic relationship storyline in the new seasons. You once said you would be open to portraying emily as a queer character, now that cme is going into its third season, do you think that is a possible future storyline for emily?”

SOMEONE GET THIS TO PAGET!!!!! I don’t have twitter please 🙏 (my brain wrote this moments before sleep and I’m desperate for an answer)

Watching season 17 like:

Jokes.

Love Jill Gideon, but I’m a ✨ Jemily Truther ✨, but if we can’t have Jemily, at least give us Jillmily. I just need Emily Prentiss to be canonically gay. Like, for my mental health.

why, why do I do this to myself?

eloise x theo

francesca x john

I know I won't get much and that there isn't much content since most people prefer other pairings but I think of them a lot.

Chapters: 1/6 Fandom: Criminal Minds (US TV), 9-1-1 (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/Emily Prentiss, Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) Characters: Jennifer "JJ" Jareau, Emily Prentiss, Henry LaMontagne, Evan "Buck" Buckley, Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) Additional Tags: Pining, First Kiss, more pining!!!, this is such a niche idea i have no idea if anyone will read it, They're a Family, they just don't know it, Panic, Not Beta Read, sorry for any mistakes, the Blind Leading the Blind, they'll figure it out eventually!, emily prentiss is a mother, don't ask where will is, I don't know, i'm leaving that up to the reader, Lesbian Emily Prentiss, Bisexual Jennifer "JJ" Jareau, Gay Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Bisexual Evan "Buck" Buckley, chris is only mentioned, im sorry, More Panic!, Earthquakes, Tsunami (9-1-1 TV), henry is 9 in this, this isn't my best work but, Idiots in Love, down bad, AND GAY!, more jemily centered but, maybe buddie will get a sequel, Getting Together Summary:

Jemily meets earthquake as Buddie met tsunami

Emily and Henry surprise JJ in LA after a case, the two women try to ignore their feelings for each other as the three of them feel more like a family than ever. But when Emily and Henry get separated during an earthquake, feelings become harder to suppress as panic ensues. Luckily some firefighters come to their rescue, even if they are even more oblivious to their feelings than JJ and Emily.

Written in honor of the endless buddie and jemily teasing both shows have been doing lately.

Overheard at the BAU

JJ: "This job gives me you!"

Emily: /stares at her, completely in love/

Will: "...Y'all see that too, right?"

Garcia and Tara, eating Popcorn: "Shhht, we've been waiting for this for years!"

I am once again asking for help finding a scene, if anyone has the scene of Penelope and Eloise fighting after she discovered that pen was lw in 2x08 please let me know I will be very grateful!!! Thank you!!!