"Hey so it turns out that the people of earth accidentally did a global experiment to see if every individual could course correct climate change through mass personal change of habits, and it turns out, no! We can't! It was massive corporate activity all along!"
Decided to just put them all in one post so it’s easier for people. I’ll make sure this is in my pinned post for the future:
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Funny MadaTobi Fic Rec
And my fic rec tag HERE.
everybody knows what should have said done there...
The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.
Daily reminder, because this shit is so ingrained in global culture it makes me want to SCREAM, that vaginal sex is NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PAINFUL EVER. It is not supposed to bleed! No, not even when it's your "first time". That's not how it works and WHY WOULD IT BE? The vagina is a very cool dude that does this really cool thing: when sexually aroused, the tissue surrounding the vaginal opening as well as the muscle of the canal expands in width & length and lubricates. YES, EVEN "VIRGINS". You've probably heard something along the lines that "it hurts at first but it gets better" – NOPE. The vagina does not magically start functioning after a penis tears it open.
Painful sex is generally due to (other than ignorant partners):
- Minimal or no sexual arousal
- No additional lubrication (vaginal lubrication is great! it is also not always sufficient)
- Low oestrogen or unbalanced hormones (due to young age, health conditions, HRT, stages of menopause)
- Incompatible partners (yes, penises/strap ons can be TOO BIG, don't just pick up the biggest one you can find. look up how long the average aroused vagina is, seriously, then take into account your own anatomy and the position of your cervix at rest & when your vagina is mostly or fully aroused)
- Congenital conditions or a cervix that hangs lower than average
It is so important for people with vaginas to learn their body before having penetrative sex with a partner. PLEASE EXPLORE AND EDUCATE YOURSELF FIRST. Find what works for you. Do NOT put your health and safety in the hands of some idiot.
P.S. Sometimes it just doesn't work and that's okay. Vaginal sex is NOT the height of human experience. There are dozens of other mutually pleasurable sexual experiences to be had!
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Twitterで流行ってる「魔女集会で会いましょう」タグの要素でかいてみたもの。先生は滅びた後の集落を通りすがりなだけなので何もしてないよ!
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Saitama: "I would do anything for Genos, like blow up the solar system and travel back in time just to save him because he's my anchor and I don't even feel like human without him and I felt the strongest emotion I've ever felt when I thought I lost him."
Also Saitama: "No homo though."