"everybody Assumes Someone Else Will Add Enough Flour" Feels Like It Contains A Life Lesson Of Some Kind

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If a boykisser kisses a girl does he become a bikisser or cease to exist

Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today

today the girl ringing me up at the gas station said “ok, have a nice day. i love you” and i said “what” and she repeated “i love you” with better diction

unanswered thoughts about where consciousness comes from, and the degrees with which consciousness exists, rooted in the perception of body and time

Had a woman bring in her ferret for an exam and when I went into the room a second ferret poked its head out of her bag. In delighted surprise I exclaimed “oh you have two!” and she immediately responded “yes, I’m a small business owner”

Have to admit it took me a second

couldn’t stop thinking about this post