DEH Incorrect Quotes Part 17!

DEH Incorrect Quotes Part 17!

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Connor: Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?

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Jared: Hey random, what are your favorite flowers?

Evan: Peonies, why?

Jared:

Evan: Were you going to get me flowers?

Jared:

Evan:

Jared: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Evan: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Jared!

Jared: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

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Alana: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Connor: Jared, probably.

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Jared, talking to Alana: Well Alana, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Evan do that?’ and if he would, I do not do that thing.

Alana: …

Evan, from the distance: He's not wrong though!

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Jared: Die.

Evan: Please don't die!

Jared: FUCKING DIE.

Evan: PLEASE DON'T DIE-

Alana: What..what are they doing?

Zoe, annoyed and tired: Evan bought a plant and now he wants Jared to accept it as their kid.

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Alana: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Jared: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Zoe: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

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Alana: Can we go to a haunted house?

Connor: What's wrong with the one we live in?

Alana: W- what?

Connor: Goodnight, Alana.

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Evan: If I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak?

Alana: Strong!

Connor: Weak.

Jared: An idiot. That's what you are.

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Jared: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

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Connor: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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Jared: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.

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Evan: Hey, I got a pet snake, what should I name him?

Alana: a pET WHAT?

Connor: William Snakespear.

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Zoe: Guys, I have a question.

Connor: kys

Zoe: I love you too,

Evan: Ah, yes. Siblings.

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Jared: Look at the buns on that guy!

Evan: *laying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*

Alana: This is the comedy police! That jokes too funny!

Jared: I'm not going back to jail!

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Evan: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.

Jared: Yes.

Evan: Which means he likes both guys and girls-

Jared: Ye- wait, what?

Jared: That's not what bilingual means.

Evan: Shh, it's okay Jared, I still love you, man.

Both:

Evan: juST NOT LIKE THAT-

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Zoe: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Connor: They do.

Zoe:

Zoe: Why did you say that so confidently??

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Evan: What's the signal for when something goes wrong?

Jared: We yell 'oh shit!'

Connor: ..That works.

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when encountering William Shakespeare….

-write the thing that critics are calling the greatest thing they’ve ever seen

-get invited to the queen’s castle

-get knighted by her

-get told by her that Shakespeare is Not any good Not any good Not any good Not any good and that his plays make her vomit

-get told by her that nothing is as good as your musical omelette

-boast about this to him while aggressively tap dancing and singing


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11 months ago
SMALL WORK DOODLE

SMALL WORK DOODLE

This is why i love my grandparents

so tonight i was at my brothers game practice and like, i forgot literally all of my shit at home and was already dealing with the huge amount of assignment due dates stress and was dying in the freezing fucking grass and my grandma comes over to like,,, babysit ig and sits down and puts down another chair for me- i didn’t take it for a while cuz im a dumb bitch who gets sucked up in their little bitchboy emotions but anyways- 

part of the shit that i left at home was my earbuds and that really stressed/bummed me out so y’know what my gma does?

She puts on You Will Be Found from DEH (my favourite musical)

then after that she puts on Lover Boy by TFB (my favourite band)

and y’all idk if you ever just get that warm feeling like somebody actually gives a shit but ohmygod it’s precious and that literally almost made me cry 

have a good night, don’t forget to call your grandparents pls <3


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11 months ago

back on my grind (creating a something rotten! modern au in my head but never doing anything with it)


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I would kill to have you overanalyze everything about Falsettos. Hope that didn't sound too threatening, I was joking, I'm just really into your analysis of the chess game :3

omg! I would love to analyze anything for you, man! 💗 I've pretty much picked everything out of a lot of the songs─ lil surprised I don't have my own corkboard with red twine commemorating my insanity on this musical lol

Looking through the album, the first option that came to mind might've been The Thrill of First Love but I think I'll take a break from toxic gays for just one moment and give you a strangely written analysis on Marvin at the Psychiatrist: A Three-Part Mini Opera, because of the different character pov's (i.e., Mendel, Jason, somewhat Whizzer, and of course, Marvin─ and I know Whizzer only announces each section of the song but hear me out, the theories are crazy and I'm obsessed with them and this song definitely factors into them aswell).

Basically, we'll start off with a quick look over Jason's lines, as he is the first character to speak/sing in the song. Right off the bat, we have him showing a HUGE disdain for love because of his father pretty much ruining his home life with the illusion of it. Well, maybe disdain is strong, but you get what I mean─ he's very reluctant to accept romance as an option for himself at all at this point because the wound is still very fresh from Marvin blowing up their family life, but yeah, also, he's a little preteen boy so it also makes sense for him to object to liking anyone just because of immaturity.

As we progress, Jason does a joint-therapy session with Marvin and they talk about outings and father/son bonding time gone badly wrong. He lets us in on his hyper-observance with his reaction to Marvin saying the pitcher they saw at a baseball game was handsome, and makes sure the audience is well aware he has some pretty conflicting emotions about his dad and his dad's sexuality. Especially given My Father's a Homo comes directly after this song, and in turn, also directly after this moment, so we know his feelings over Marvin and Whizzer (being that he enjoys Whizzer's company, seeing as Whizzer is the only adult who actually treats him like a kid and not like a victim or a baby or an average adult, like- but still) and their messy relationship.

It really makes me wonder on how it is when he's meant to go over to their apartment, since it's canonical that they live together and that Jason sees him regularly. And if they act terribly in front of him still. I assume Whizzer wouldn't allow that, another trait that gives Jason reason to side with him, because he seems like he really just doesn't want to completely, for lack of better words, fuck up Jason's whole childhood experience by being a part of it.

Now! Mendel isn't a complicated perspective, per say, just very eccentric. Especially assuming he asks MANY intrusive questions to a man who just openly came out as gay about his ex-wife and her sexual habits and such. This is where we tell him to go to horny jail.

(That's not the whole analysation, I swear─)

Mendel to me seems like he probably takes the initiative to not relay any of his clients actual info to other family members, but this song pretty much just proves he's incapable of brain-thought when he's horny. Which, yeah, that's hilarious that the only straight man is just thirsting over a woman to this gay guy. William Finn, you've done it again.

Anyhow, Mendel is pretty vital in this song. We get to see his psychiatry techniques, and with that, understand exactly what kind of situation Marvin's been, in taking therapy from him this whole time. The first part of the song is probably the best way of analyzing, since he's actually intelligible and giving Marvin advice. Well, that advice consists of telling him to ignore Whizzer's flaws and love him regardless, you can actually sorta see that at work in some aspects of the musical, even if he's constantly condescending to Whizzer throughout act one.

But generally, Marvin tends to take the exact opposite path that Mendel gives him, and basically just uses him as a venting device. Then again, Mendel is not to great at giving advice, as a neurotic little man who has like four mental breakdowns in the course of act one and two.

Next, Whizzer, of course. Short but sweet, or.. angsty? I've heard a few people theorize that Whizzer narrates the story ("Marvin at the psychiatrist, a three part mini opera, part one." "Part two." "Part three." "Psychiatrist, returning, returning! Five sessions later..." "A day in Falsettoland─ Doctor Mendel at work.") because after he dies, it sort of becomes his story of finding a true family and lover and son and being actually happy and knowing he lived well before he died really, tragically young, at least.

I'd like to take it a different direction, because I hate angst, and only sometimes tolerate it.

I've realized that Whizzer only actually narrates Mendel's shenanigans, which makes me think, especially with how he still does in act two, he gets to HEAR about the sessions. Whether it be from Marvin, or Jason, or Trina. Or even Mendel himself (this one's more act two based). It may introduce a new side because Whizzer doesn't go to therapy (shocker), but the people he's around all see this one guy so maybe he hears about the sessions and can relay them because he knows this one person's aspect of the story each time.

It wouldn't make a lot of sense for him to hear anything from Mendel in act one assuming they weren't close (at least not in the revival), and he doesn't marry Trina until Marvin and Whizzer are broken up, basically. But it would make more sense for him to get it from his boyfriend who absolutely loves to complain about any minor inconvenience in his life. I just think this could be an interesting perspective, because I've only ever seen that first theory and although somewhat fitting, I need less angst and more cool little headcanons in this fanbase please and thank you.

Finally, we go to Marvin. The star of the show, our princess with several disorders (we all know who our real queens are *stares directly at Trina and Whizzer*).

Throughout the entirety of this song, we see him barely entertaining Mendel with information. He's very vague, which probably stems from a life of secrecy and sneaking around. Although I presume he told Mendel about the affair while it was happening, or a few months in? Or Mendel just knew? Just by the general air of it, and how it seemed well-known by that point even though him and Trina only just divorced.

Marvin definitely keeps to himself, and waits for Mendel to butt in with something. Not so he can take his advice, but moreso so that he can kinda just. Have it, on hand? Or maybe so he can prove to himself that therapy is a hoax, because that certainly sounds like a Marvin thing to do.

Even while going through events with his son, he only states that eventually their interactions just go back to being stale and that they SHOULD be closer, without ever trying to actually make an effort (he assumes making an effort is taking Jason on outings even though they both prefer to stay inside, on their own. This definitely comes from his parents not doing anything with him as a kid, it's internalized so he pushes going out in public and doing what would be father/son outings onto Jason. It's something he never got to have, so he thinks that means he's fathering Jason better than average).

Not much to be said about that middle factor, besides the point of Marvin not knowing Trina was withholding love from him, which is interesting. Her character and lines definitely prevail that she was fed up with Marvin, but it could have just come out as indifference during their marriage. In I'm Breaking Down, she does make a point to state that she only wants a man to love her, so that could've been an overwhelming point in their marriage that Marvin remembers more vividly then her drifting away.

He did seem genuinely surprised when Mendel brought it up, so there is something there for sure.

But now, my dear silly, it's time for me to say adieu, because it's semi-late and I gotta update a fic draft :) but thank you sm for asking! made my day, it was so sweet. my inbox is always open for any suggestions, I'm really glad you like these little rants lol.

I'll try to post more soon 🫶

Goodnight!


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So this has been drifting about in my head since i got home today

[Mimura, not wanting to be dragged to another art museum]: Come on man, can't we just, like, stay home?

[Sugaya, staring him dead in the eyes]: I would drag you there but they said not to touch the masterpieces.

. . .

Mimura: FINE I'LL GO.

i've been thinking about this all day and this is what my brain comes up with :)

hahaha :'))


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11 months ago

remember in School of Rock where the black girl was afraid to say she wanted to be a singer because she was fat and didn’t want to get laughed at but Dewey was all “who gives a shit, I’m fat too and so is aretha franklin but we’re still valuable and we rock” and then the girl felt better without having to be told that beauty comes in all sizes or some other bullshit. thats the kind of body positivity I’m looking for. tell these babies that they’re worth a damn without tying it to any other arbitrary ideals


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