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what if i put my foot through your ribcage
Do it >:3 I condone this behavior (directed at me, not anyone else)
Trust me- LMFAO our dms are like 75% filled with us talking about whatevers causing us brainrot, and the other like 25% is us talking about oneshot idea BASED on brainrot PFFF
Yall if anyone were to talk to @leighsartworks216 their like 5% Agressive Love and Valdiation 45% Brainrot and 50% Chaos- LMFAO
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Hey everyone. I know this might not be the platform for this but I thought I'd share what's going on.
My mom's got cancer. We don't know how long she has.
I've been failing at getting a job and I want to be able to make her proud in some way while I can.
So I'd like to start some commissions for video and photo editing. You can give as much as you want for whatever you want. I only ask that you at least share this post.
If you've read this far, thank you for reading.
no bc this is something I would do
Toby: Why doesn’t Y/n find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Jeff: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Toby: [bites lip]
Jeff:
Jeff: Have you considered biting your bottom lip…?
mwehhehe
hate executive dysfunction because it leaves me sitting here knowing that i need to get up and do something but it’s like i am frozen in the spot. i know im running out of time but the panic isn’t setting in yet and i am screaming to myself in my head please please let me go!!!
AHAHAHAH YES MORE MY CHILDREN MORE WMAUAHAHAH- oh I spelt that wrong- im too lazy to fix it- anyways back to what I was doing- MWHAHAHAHAHAH
An autistic reader with x darkiplier and basically either one of two options. Reader is super overstimulated and dark is being helpful and kind to their s/o, or its like 3am, reader cant sleep, dark DOESNT sleep, doesnt need it, and is listening to them mumble at an almost incoherent pace about their special interest-
GROWLING AND LOOKING AT YOU ANON SHAKING YOU BY THE SHOULDERS I LOVE THIS
Dark legitimately could listen to you ramble forever. He's turn the nearby lamp on the bedside table off after seeing you're awake (didn't want to strain your eyes) and put the book he was reading quietly down.
He would ask you what's wrong, speaking softly while peering at you through his reading glasses.
Once you'd informed him of your wacky ass sleep schedule, he's simply suggest you curling up in his lap while he talked your insomnia away. (Only after making sure you were alright be being touched after all.)
Even if you did or didn't end up going to sleep, the night was very peaceful with Darks presence so close to you. His red and blue waves practically lulled you to sleep with their vibrations.
Void man the beloved <3