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@bettinalevyisdetermined mmmm this seems like content you would cover (mildly insulating you should do video of it)

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Anniversary Lunch 💕

Be not afraid of what the future will hold.

We do not know exactly as to what the future will bring.

Entropy is a bringer of chaos, and chaos is impossible to predict.

We may be able to guess what events will occur in the near future, but our predictions of the future will become increasingly less accurate, and more vague and large-scale as the go further along the arrow of time.

But let it be known.

A fear of the future, of one's own future, and the future of those they care about, is natural.

Self-preservation is why humans have survived so long, as opposed to just blindly rushing in and doing a task.

For a disregard of one's safety is always foolish.

But we cannot lay dormant forever, no matter how fearful of the future we are. For the future never waits. You cannot stop it.

For this, remember, that if you cannot know what the future will bring, you must cherish every good time and every silver lining. You must find hope in the bad days, and take comfort in the good days.

An old story is as such:

An old king sent out his three wisest philosophers to come up with a saying that fights in both good times and bad, in drought and flood, in exceeding wealth and staggering poverty.

They thought for many days and many nights, and returned with 4 words.

"This, too, shall pass."

This moment, too, shall pass. Cherish it, for you cannot go back.

Look to the future, and chaos, and the unpredictability of the world we live in, not to be scared, but to grow, and to remember to savour the world and every moment we have with it.

dem legs

ralsevolution (550+ days of drawing him) he got fluffier and warmer (leg warmer edition) :3

Something something please reblog for sample size :3

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

good evening saturnalians 👽 (yes that was a reference to Saturnalia)

good morning martians 👽

officialandreousaccount becomes oicinrouccoun

My name is is now Oicin Rouccoun. Kinda sounds like Oicin Raccoon. Do not call me Oicin Raccoon.

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

Christmas fact: “fancy Santa” figurines are not artistic license, but rather, representations of Santa Claus’ rarely used “powered up” form.

If you are taking the car to Chicago, can you even call yourself a feminist. There are Women on that train who want to have gay sex with you but can't because you are taking a fucking car to Chicago

Not tagged, but might as well...

Relationʃip Status: "Pretendiŋ" to be in one.

Favourite Colour: Blue or Cosmic Latte.

Soŋ stuck in my head: Rapidly changiŋ, as of writiŋ, How far we've come by Matchbox Twenty.

Favourite Food: A good bowl of fried riçe.

Last soŋ listened to: Counterstrike by Sabaton.

Dream Trip: To Germany in summer for a niçe holiday/getaway. Preferably a small town.

Last þing googled: What x Function creates the Fibonacci Sequençe (I'm tryiŋ to find a function that graphs the Fibonacci sequençe based off of x and y)

Tagging: @bettinalevyisdetermined @goneahead @eclipse89 @the-wolf-and-moon @talesimagination

thank you for the tag @kkomaism <3

Rules: Tag 10 or more people you want to get to know better

Relationship status: not single

Favorite color: pink and blue

Song stuck in my head: Seven by Jungkook

Favorite food: that soup my grandma makes with chinese cabbage, potatoes, carrots and meat and if it has a salty boiled egg oh my god it hits i'm so good nomnom

Last song listened to: uhhhhhh Seven by Jungkook LMAO otherwise I want to end my life by Takayan

Dream trip: like uhhh all over asia! i wanna go back to vietnam at least once, maybe thailand too, travel to taiwan with my friends and being by their side is the best treasure i have in my life, anywhere is a dream trip HAHAHA

Last thing I googled: "crueller" was trying to figure out why my gdocs was telling me to write cruller instead of crueller and wondered if i actually spelt crueller wrong somehow

tagging @yoodokjas @ekanatsume @rusquared @yukarishoodie @lee-hakhyun @headphonemouse and anyone who wants to join <3

That's a real relief to here. I'm always scared ðat I'm just screamiŋ into ðe void. To know I'm not alone, and not beiŋ annoyiŋ is niçe.

Does it get annoying with me asking so many questions and responding to so many of your posts?

No. It's actually great to see you interact wiþ our posts.

Happy Blog Birthday then!

This blog recently turned 8 years old, and today it had 200 thousand followers, thank you all.

Silence

Daily Riddle 1

I exist when my name is not spoken, but disappear when it is. What am I?

spending the entire day writing one paragraph

Have a goddamn hot chocolate with marshmallows private!

reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows

That's fair. They did seem odd to have.

I noticed that your "funny letters explainer" includes Wynn and Yogh, although you don't seem to be using those in your more recent posts. Did you decide to stop using them, or did you just forget?

I stopped usiŋ ðose two. It was gettiŋ too unintelligible.

IPA diacritics: c̝c̹c̟c̩c̯c̘c̈c̃c̪c̥c̬c̤c̰c̃c˞c̆c͡c c͜c

s̟ə̆ʊ̈ mⁿe̹n̥iː d̘aɪkɻɪ̆tɪ̆k͜s

Unicode

.̐⃢⃢⃢⃰⃡⃡⃡⃡⃡⃡⃞⃞⃞⃞⃞⃞⃞⃞⃝⃞⃝⃞⃝⃞⃝⃞⃝⃠⃠⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟⃦⃦⃦⃫⃦⃫⃫⃫⃫⃦⃫⃦⃫⃦⃫⃦⃫⃫⃫⃦⃨⃨⃨⃧⃧⃧-⃝⃟⃠⃞⃝⃞⃝⃞⃟⃠⃦⃞⃦⃝⃝⃡⃡⃡⃢⎳⎲⎳⃢⃢̐̐̐̐ꜙ҉҉҉҉҉ꜙ҉ꜙ҉ꜙ҉ꜙ҉҉­

Okay, most of ðose don't render on our laptop.

Yeah, like what the hell are those supposed to be?

Yeah, I agree, Ian. What the hell are those glyphs?

I love how @insight-holding-acclam-two uses đ while @wisdom-bearing-exclam-two uses ð.

It's so cool to see different characters representing the same sound being used. Also, @insight-holding-acclam-two used ɳ, which represents the voiced retroflex nasal in the IPA, as opposed to ŋ, the voiced velar nasal in the IPA, which is more appropriate for how it was being used.

Daily Insight 3

If you're sad, search for a parallel dimension to help you.

...I believe đis may not be my dimension. Sort of apt, if I do say so myself.

Personally:

Matchbox Twenty - How Far We've Come

Aleph - Gessafelstein

Chamber of Reflection

KALEO - Way Down We Go

Bo Burnham - We Think We Know You

Hey eyeone! I want to know what your favorite songs are, if you see this post you are CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED to reblog with at least 1 song you have listened to and enjoyed but if you have more you'd like to share then go ahead! Also tag your friends!

I'll start, I'm going to list 5 of my favorite songs

Dr Sunshine Is Dead by Will Wood

134340 Pluto by Cojum Dip

Vulture by Bear ghost

Dear John by I monster

And finally: playing places: Oceans by Cosmo Sheldrake

Here's the people I want to tag

@f4y3w00d5 @ashen-the-tiefling @terrencetheshark14 @underpaid-guard @blacktipreefsharkwizard @the-gnomish-bastard @thatgayforkcrow @lixorloveslicorice @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @agentldiddy @aileaxthevoidien @slutty-wizard-council @monsterfucker-research-wizard and anyone else who wants to play!!!

Guys, I think they like me

Imagine the day there's sex bots, and they get a virus?

Like what does it do? Does the sex bot kill you? Does it start vibrating from weird input commands? Does it fucking take your card and empty out your bank?

9/10 times I am screaming into the abyss at 3am

some things to remember:

if you see a popular post where two people are jokingly giving each other shit, it is both possible and extremely likely that these two people are friends messing around. if you approach a stranger with this overly familiar hostile energy, you are not being funny. you are just being rude.

remember that it is both extremely possible and highly likely that op will see everything you add to their posts, including tags. don't say things you would not say to their face.

a post urging people to not be rude to strangers is not a wink-nudge suggestion that people should actually be rude, nor is it a sign that op just needs to toughen up. asking people to be kind is not an outlandish request. if you find yourself offended or see it as an opportunity to show how funny you can be by being mean to someone you don't know, you're just an asshole.

it is much easier to say nothing than to go out of your way to be rude. blocking people is good and healthy. block whoever you want!

posts were more often than not made to express one's thoughts, feelings, experiences, etc. they are not intended to be directed at you, nor should they be taken personally

every account has a person behind it who can see and respond to your actions

if someone stating these things makes you angry, think about why that is

Back by a demand ðat never existed in the first plaçe, me! And now, to ʃow a brand new, one-of-a-kind, very original þing:

Have an intro gif.

I hope you like it, whoever's looking at this.

MOTHER UNHAND ME

Just got the Norðern Sami keyboard, so I can use the Eŋ (Ŋ/ŋ)

i am slightly miffed to announce þis blog has surpassed my main in terms of followers wiþin two weeks and will no doubt continue exponentially

I use Eð, Þorn, as well as Eʃ and ç

i am slightly miffed to announce þis blog has surpassed my main in terms of followers wiþin two weeks and will no doubt continue exponentially

I have gone one further and made a decent scale cosine curve for this purpose

the video game parabola where games that are bad are bad but games that are too polished are also bad

5. They're going to do something to themselves...

Different ways to interpret someone saying "This bloodline ends with me":

They're coming out as gay

They're coming out as ace

They're coming out as aroace

They just don't want kids

(This list is in no way complete. Please add on as you see fit)