Sometimes I’m Normal About The Hunger Games And Then I Remember That In District 12 There’s A Wedding

Jude in TCP was something else. Imagine poisoning yourself on the daily, still doing physically challenging missions while balancing the mental load of being bullied and harboring a secret life, sleep depriving yourself and STILL attending daily family dinners and classes.

Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it

Percy age 17:

can we talk about how "long story short" is ACTUALLY jurdan??

"I tried to pick my battles 'til the battle picked me" JUDE. not to mention literally every other line in this song is jude

"Clung to the nearest lips Long story short, it was the wrong guy" and said guy was locke "Now I'm all about you" "No more keepin' score now I just keep you warm No more tug of war now"

JURDAN.

MATCHY MATCHY

a (canon) list of gansey’s silly phrases:

“hey, tiger”

“top shelf”

“man-child”

“manwhore”

“hooey”

“devil’s in the details”

“yee haw”

“why, hello”

“matchy matchy”

“hot as Hades”

“what fresh hell is this?”

“shindigs”

“beg pardon?”

“alas”

Vivi, trying to get her siblings to behave in the mortal world.

I wish i could be normal about affection but my love language is merging souls

Cardan what were you thinking I wonder 🤔🤔

part in the book where percy starts to realise something is Wrong about the casino because a guy he's talking to says "groovy" you will always be famous to me

live reaction of hermes dropping off the package

Percy Jackson proving he’s a true New Yorker by not knowing how to drive in the slightest and yet still feeling well within rights to lay on the horn and criticize the guy who cuts him off.