Jude In TCP Was Something Else. Imagine Poisoning Yourself On The Daily, Still Doing Physically Challenging

Vivi, trying to get her siblings to behave in the mortal world.

book readers when percy is revealed to be a wanted terrorist:

Percy Jackson proving he’s a true New Yorker by not knowing how to drive in the slightest and yet still feeling well within rights to lay on the horn and criticize the guy who cuts him off.

Grover: I know who stole the lightning bolt

Me, an omniscient being capable of foresight, prone to narration: he did not, actually, under any circumstances, know who stole the lightning bolt

part in the book where percy starts to realise something is Wrong about the casino because a guy he's talking to says "groovy" you will always be famous to me

Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it

Percy age 17:

MATCHY MATCHY

a (canon) list of gansey’s silly phrases:

“hey, tiger”

“top shelf”

“man-child”

“manwhore”

“hooey”

“devil’s in the details”

“yee haw”

“why, hello”

“matchy matchy”

“hot as Hades”

“what fresh hell is this?”

“shindigs”

“beg pardon?”

“alas”

sometimes i’m normal about the hunger games and then i remember that in district 12 there’s a wedding ceremony where the couple toasts a piece of bread together in order to signify the beginning of their shared new life and then the main character and her love interest are the girl on fire and the boy with the bread and their first fucking interaction is when he burns a loaf of bread to give to her

Cardan what were you thinking I wonder 🤔🤔