Percy Jackson Proving He’s A True New Yorker By Not Knowing How To Drive In The Slightest And Yet Still

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live reaction of hermes dropping off the package

It's been 7 long years.

The final season of Percy Jackson and the Olympians has just begun to release.

The Ares and Apollo cabins are in a dispute over ownership for the flying chariot.

The counselors sit around a table in the Big House.

Percy has just learned that he's (probably) gonna die in the next month, when Clarisse and Michael begin to bicker. Percy has had it up to here.

He starts clapping rhythmically. There is a lull in the room as they stare at him.

He claps faster.

"Oh golly, the road's getting bumpy, cause I've got me some friends who just can't get along-"

part in the book where percy starts to realise something is Wrong about the casino because a guy he's talking to says "groovy" you will always be famous to me

I wish i could be normal about affection but my love language is merging souls

Grover: I know who stole the lightning bolt

Me, an omniscient being capable of foresight, prone to narration: he did not, actually, under any circumstances, know who stole the lightning bolt

MATCHY MATCHY

a (canon) list of gansey’s silly phrases:

“hey, tiger”

“top shelf”

“man-child”

“manwhore”

“hooey”

“devil’s in the details”

“yee haw”

“why, hello”

“matchy matchy”

“hot as Hades”

“what fresh hell is this?”

“shindigs”

“beg pardon?”

“alas”

me when I hear anything against the folk of the air series ever.

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Cardan what were you thinking I wonder 🤔🤔