It's Been 7 Long Years.

Grover: I know who stole the lightning bolt

Me, an omniscient being capable of foresight, prone to narration: he did not, actually, under any circumstances, know who stole the lightning bolt

ok so how do you continue a conversation after saying hello

Jude in TCP was something else. Imagine poisoning yourself on the daily, still doing physically challenging missions while balancing the mental load of being bullied and harboring a secret life, sleep depriving yourself and STILL attending daily family dinners and classes.

Cardan what were you thinking I wonder 🤔🤔

Vivi, trying to get her siblings to behave in the mortal world.

can we talk about how "long story short" is ACTUALLY jurdan??

"I tried to pick my battles 'til the battle picked me" JUDE. not to mention literally every other line in this song is jude

"Clung to the nearest lips Long story short, it was the wrong guy" and said guy was locke "Now I'm all about you" "No more keepin' score now I just keep you warm No more tug of war now"

JURDAN.

Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it

Percy age 17:

Supernova should be banned from all galaxies. My heart was ripped out of my body. My soul was crushed. Curse u marissa meyer.

me when I hear anything against the folk of the air series ever.