He Still Loved Him Your Honor

DA-GE PLZZZZZZZ

Jiang cheng: People out here having threesomes and I ain't even having twosomes

Nie huaisang: And that's way they call you handsome

Xicheng

you can always tell when a ship exists solely because they were the only two remaining characters left and the ship always sucks

How MXTX characters would react to the assassination of the UHC CEO

Wei Wuxian: has anyone seen Wei Wuxian and Luigi Mangione in the same room? 👀

Lan Wangji: 100% ready to aide and abet

Jiang Cheng: Runs to review the sect healthcare plan - he has enough problems without looking out for assassins.

Lan Xichen: understands the motive but did Luigi try playing calming music for the CEOs before resorting to violence? 🥺

Jin Guangyao: oh so some people get lauded as heroes when they commit murder? SMH double standard.

Nie Mingjue: appreciates martial artistry when he sees it. The stance? How quickly he cleared the jam? A true warrior.

Xue Yang: it lacked a certain pizazz, a stabbing would have been much more visually effective

Wen Qing: 100% approves bureaucrats should have no authority over doctors

The real story of how Meng Yao killed Nie Mingjue (based on this tweet)

Test-drive of the gun-dryer method

"Don't talk to me or my child ever again"

Akutagawa: you have disappointed me.

Atsushi: like how you’ve disappointed Dazai?

Akutagawa: *heavy breathing*

Atsushi: OKAY I’M SORRY-

Oh my god, Atsushi- ATSUSHI! WTF do you mean you don't have any reason to fight when they're killing Akutagawa RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!

Why does this ungrateful brat (*affectionate but angry*) have to hallucinate Dazai to tell him that Kyouka and Lucy are alive for him to find a reason to fight when Akutagawa- WHO DIED ONCE SAVING ATSUSHI- is being killed in front of him?!

My poor boy Akutagawa, always the second, never the one, is apparently never enough for anyone.