"Don't Talk To Me Or My Child Ever Again"

* Post temple scene

Wei wuxian: what lies do you tell yourself when your heart had been broken?

Lan xichen: I can't even lie to myself anymore I just feel empty inside

The only way to have stopped mxtx villains from doing their evil villainy was by having their respective love interest roughly pound them nightly so they couldn't commit their wicked plots and schemes. No one has time for scum and treachery when they have dick in the ass 12 hrs a night.

The real story of how Meng Yao killed Nie Mingjue (based on this tweet)

Test-drive of the gun-dryer method

Clan Leader Lan, you met Lianfang-zun when you were young too, didn’t you?

Jiang cheng: People out here having threesomes and I ain't even having twosomes

Nie huaisang: And that's way they call you handsome

That's so noe

but Watch Out,

Really iconic of Meng Yao to have two henchmen, each one perfectly designed to piss off one of his sworn brothers

DA-GE PLZZZZZZZ