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Omg you have a blog????? I've been seeing the imortality Izuku au everywhere and now I've found the amazing artist??? Keep up the good work! :D

Hey there!! So to clear things up: I’m not the first one to come up with this AU, I had the idea some time ago but I was also inspired by a bunch of different fics! Unfortunately I didn’t keep track of every fic I read about this AU but I can put up a compilation of some good fics I found along the way that really inspired me and that are somewhat related to immortal deku AU: (PLEASE keep in mind that some of these fanfics are a tad heavy and i discourage reading all of them at once)

Erased Potential - theslytherinpaladin Summary: "Midoriya Izuku, determined to become a hero before ever meeting All Might, looks for another way. He might not have a quirk, but that can’t be all that being a hero is about. He has the intelligence, the drive, the determination. All he needs now is to know how to use it. Enter Aizawa Shouta." https://archiveofourown.org/works/11088315

numb - BlackSclera Summary: "“What do you think you’re doing, Deku?” If Izuku didn’t know better, Kacchan actually sounded a little worried. “Jumping off the roof.” https://archiveofourown.org/works/11026539

For The Martyr And The Victim - roymustang (SpicyReyes) Summary: "Midoriya Izuku has a unique Quirk: he can transfer injuries between his own body and others'. Which, when combined with One For All, makes him a deadly force. Or, it would, if he'd stop taking on every cut, scrape, and bruise that happens around him. Recovery Girl isn't paid enough for this." https://archiveofourown.org/works/14147574

Duality - HappilyUnconventional34 Summary: "Izuku is determined to help others, determined to be a hero. But with a Quirk that damages his body both inside and out hero work doesn't seem like the most suitable job. After all you can't really save anyone from a hospital bed. But Izuku's not going to let that or anything else stop him. Healer!Izuku" https://archiveofourown.org/works/16537883

A beacon in the dark - NohaIjiachi Summary: " “My thanks.” He says, smiling back. “What is your name, boy?” “I’m Izuku! Izuku Midoriya, sir!” The boy replies, excited, looking up at him. And Toshinori looks into the unmoving washed out green, into milky white pupils visible behind the mess curly hair, and realizes. The boy is blind. The boy that he distinctly saw dodge a series of fairly quick attacks, light on his feet and clearly used to some kind of training, the boy that had thrown him the bottle at the perfect height and perfect speed, the boy that has easily collected his spilled groceries and orderly put them back into the little plastic bag— The boy. Is blind." https://archiveofourown.org/works/13616124

Better than You - Maelstrom_Prince Summary: "His youthful features scrunch, knuckles cracking as his fingers dig into his kneecaps. Anger swells like a bubble in his chest, burning and growing with an intake of breath. “And you expect me to know what the fu-“ Interrupted by the soft palm of his mother’s hands on top of his clenched fist, he pauses. Her expression is soft and lacking the familiarity of affectionate playfulness. It rips him of any comfort her presence should give him and his throat tightens with growing dread. “Katsuki, honey, you’re going deaf.” Otherwise known as: Katsuki gets slapped in the face by a hard truth and the members of 1A find out even heroes were troubled teenagers once. Emotions running high, pot plants and plenty of bruises." https://archiveofourown.org/works/13784418

Snowblind - ravenclawoutcast13 Summary: ""Shoto you should be more careful, you almost ran into the table." "Sorry Mama, but I didn't see it there." Shoto Todoroki was going blind at age three. How would this affect his future?" https://archiveofourown.org/works/15539484

swift as a coursing river (blood is thicker than water) - mochibun Summary: "Midoriya Izuku is Quirkless. That doesn't stop him from becoming a hero - there's more to being a hero than just having a quirk. Izuku is going to take the world by storm, and he'll start from the bottom. [Or, in which Midoriya Izuku decides to start at the basics - at General Education. Featuring cats, Shinsou Hitoshi being sleep deprived, Aizawa suffering, and Endeavor being roasted. Which, to be fair, is something that must happen on a daily basis - really, you couldn't have at least cracked open the 'How to Burn your Child' pamphlet once?]" https://archiveofourown.org/works/13110405

but you gotta get up at least once more - simkjrs Summary: "Izuku’s never run into this problem before with anyone else, but it’s still not much of a problem. “Oh, that’s alright,” he says. “I don’t have a Quirk.” Tsukauchi stares incredulously at him, and then looks at the iron bar that Izuku is currently straightening with his hands. Midoriya Izuku does not let his lack of a Quirk prevent him from being strong. Also known as that one AU where Izuku follows the ridiculous training regimen of Saitama from One Punch Man and becomes stronger than anyone ever imagined he could be." https://archiveofourown.org/works/7392847

In A Sky Of A Million Stars (Who Cares If One More Light Goes Out?) - Stringlish Summary: "He could never forgive himself. It was his fault. He’d planted the idea like a seed he’d never known would grow. (Or: What if Izuku jumped?) (OR: The one where Izuku jumps and lives and Katsuki visits him every day and Class 1-A not-so-secretly finds it adorable that their designated angry pomeranian brings flowers to his comatose childhood friend.)" https://archiveofourown.org/works/16112111

bleeding hearts are fatal - anonymouseling Summary: "Quirk: Self-Inflicted Healing Can heal others by absorbing injuries through touch. Izuku has always been a kind and selfless person, but when he finds that he has just the quirk to let him help others, he can't help it if maybe he over does it once in a while. But bleeding hearts and what not." https://archiveofourown.org/works/12317142

Yesterday Upon The Stair - PitViperOfDoom Summary: "Midoriya Izuku has always been written off as weird. As if it's not bad enough to be the quirkless weakling, he has to be the weird quirkless weakling on top of it. But truthfully, the "weird" part is the only part that's accurate. He's determined not to be a weakling, and in spite of what it says on paper, he's not actually quirkless. Even before meeting All-Might and taking on the power of One For All, Izuku isn't quirkless. Not that anyone would believe it if he told them." https://archiveofourown.org/works/8337607

Guillotine - PsychoLimbo Summary: "After being told by his favorite hero that his quirk would be unsuitable for hero work, Izuku takes it upon himself to become a hero by himself - without the limitations of a license. (An AU in which Izuku is essentially Deadpool with less murder)" https://archiveofourown.org/works/14198439

Guess I'll die! - BitchImTired Summary:"Au where Izuku takes Bakugou’s advice and turns out he was right! He did get a quirk....a very talkative quirk, is not like he is complaining about it though." https://archiveofourown.org/works/16645493

A deadman's gun - NohaIjiachi Summary: "“I—“ Izuku hesitated, gaping wordlessly, before admitting softly. “I don’t know. I just don’t want to go home. There’s nothing for me, there.” “So you filled this hole by playing detective— And how long is that going to last, I wonder?” Stain replied, still massaging his chin. “But you— You have potential.” Izuku blinked at Stain’s chest, before looking up. “Excuse me?” “What a waste would it be, to let you become a red splatter on the sidewalk.” Stain continued, almost contemplating. “No. No, kid, what you need is a new purpose. Your old one is gone? Well, time to get off your ass and find something else—“" https://archiveofourown.org/works/14922290

I Exist, in You - Acchidocchi Summary: ""Having a quirk like this, it's worse than not having one at all," the doctor says, handing some papers over to Inko, whose worried expression has not once wavered. "You'll have to keep a close eye on him to prevent him from hurting himself." Izuku tunes the doctor out. With a quirk like this, he is capable of helping people. And in that moment-- regardless of whatever Inko or the doctor says-- that's all that matters to him. (Or rather, a universe in which young Midoriya Izuku is born with the rare soul bond quirk; allowing him to heal others by transferring their pain to himself)." https://archiveofourown.org/works/7426390

I encourage you to read this but keep in mind they are not associated with my AU! I have a completely different idea for this ask blog, so keep up with me! There’s a lot more I want to show you!!

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