Latest Posts by whenloveleaves - Page 5

Hey not to sound gay but I'd fucking die for Zendaya

Zendaya Coleman Attends the Critics’ Choice Awards 2020

Rub a dub dub mark Zuckerberg in a tub.

-Liam

Why have a flashlight when you have a bag of bagels.

L

I'm a whore for tea.

Talks about Doug Ford

He is beef.

Isaac: he is beef, strike the beef man!

Teachers unite and then we need to add some other kind of violent act, teachers unite shatter his toes!

The correct way to organize your locker.

It's looking funky fresh

I join the sacrifice

Amen.

My drunk ass: HAPPY HEN YAR Y'ALL. HAAAHAHAH IM DRUNK

Some recent finds in the available networks section. I feel very safe knowing Mr E Kitty is near me at all times.

My fren made cookies.

I got a burn mark on my hand 2 years ago in science class and I passed my teacher in the hall the other day and she asked me if I still had the scar and I shit you not I said "yea but it's okay caus its kinda shaped like Africa :)"

Back at it with the spongebob me boy groupchat and the microwave capitalism

Microwave crack

A solid 45 minutes of microwaving theft, crack and capitalism for tonight.

No context is needed, just enjoy.

Jack: it's not even 7pm and it feels like midnight.

Lolo: Midwife...

Me: It'S mIdWiFe TiME

Jack: W H A T N O

Hey, wanna see my parabolic penis?

-Kaatje, Nakya and Jackman simultaneously

One day I will decorate my house like the inside of this value village. Glorious.

-Isaac

*Takes a shot of tap water* wooo shit boi!

To hell with thy capon strips.

"so I was just stress eating my cheese curds."

-A

Kid: are you a vegan?

Teacher: no I’m very much a fan of cheese.

*looks in a mirror* you again

UPDATE!!

# 7 is a big boy taller than the others oof

Storytime

I have a friend who’s been collection wet floor signs at school in her locker. She’s asked pretty much everyone she knows to help her out collecting them. So far she has three.

And yes, her whiteboard does say moth.

Holdup, can we talk about his nipple for a sec?

-t

I was desperate remember I’m a qween who deserves a queer

-t

Snatched..

I am mud

-t

*smiling and singing while waving a knife around* I’m definetly not giving this knife baack

-jack

Do you have experience with cutting into people’s heads?

-jack

UPDATE!! we have six.. lea’s gonna have to start stacking them to fit in the locker soon

Storytime

I have a friend who’s been collection wet floor signs at school in her locker. She’s asked pretty much everyone she knows to help her out collecting them. So far she has three.

And yes, her whiteboard does say moth.