Jfc

there isn't a place secluded enough to hold back my screaming

When your OTP comes to life

The day Septiplier becomes an actual thing, is the day I loose all control of my sanity

(Wearing Colored Contacts) #Lipsforlove

I’m no Doctor, but I think all those bloody corpses gave Sangwoo pink eye

Undertale - Goodbye to Chara

officialsalsa:

satan: hey I bought your soul on Craigslist last week? me: no returns satan: please it’s making me sad

😷⚰

Cannot take it.

I owe you a YOOGE thanks.

You really did a number on that old loser.

Without you, I never could have gotten the nomination.

[…]

Aww, you’re feeling left out, aren’t you?

Well, that’s just perfect.

After all, I’ve only got 269 electoral college votes.

I still need one more…

How I would get arrested in Rio

[Warden]: so what is he here for [Officer]: He tied himself to a giant wooden fishing pole above the Olympic swimming pool and lowered himself down into the water [Warden]: He was trying to drown himself? [Officer]: see… That’s the thing. The judge asked him the same question and he um… (Distant coughing) [Officer]: well he was quoted as saying “I’m gonna keep flinging this bait TIL’ I catch me a man” [Warden]: (looks at me) [Me]: You gotta go above and below(get it, diving and stuff… No? Ok) when your trying to go for gold Hun