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Anne: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Eddie: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Eddie: This is a mistake
Venom, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Eddie: But not today
Venom, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
Eddie: I made tea.
Venom: I don’t want tea.
Eddie: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Venom: Then why are you telling me?
Eddie: It is a conversation starter.
Venom: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Eddie: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
Venom: You love me, right, Eddie?
Eddie: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
Eddie: I can explain.
Anne: Can you?
Eddie: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Venom: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Eddie: Go the fuck to sleep
Venom: What gif I don't want to?
Eddie: Fuck You
Eddie: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Venom: Wednesay
Eddie: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible
Venom 4 but it’s just venom and eddie reuniting (venom is the cockroach trust me on this), have a very detailed sex scene, sleeper is born, then the last hour and a half is just them trying to figure out how to raise a symbiote child and start a family like they wanted. Post credit scene is dylan being introduced
I cried like 3 times wtf😭(so did my buddy in the corner)
Spoilerssss:
Dude they did not need to do my man venom dirty like that he's my favorite character in all of EVERYTHING THEY CANNOT JUST KILL HIM DUDE WHAT THE F*CKK. If he doesn't come back or there isn't a next movie I might actually blow my brains out(/j)
Fuck cannon , I live in ao3 cannon idk about y’all