Eddie Brock - Blog Posts

When did people stop wanting fun popcorn movies? The comments on the trailer on instagram are so negative. If the concept of a venomized horse doesn’t amuse you, then I’m sorry you’re allergic to joy and happiness.

Glad to see Eddie has made no self-improvement and he’s still just as tired and sweaty as he always has been

right, so. 

regardless of the merits of this particular story, there is a larger point to be made.

this? this is a cisgender man and a nonbinary alien in a sexual/romantic relationship.

a queer relationship. a relationship that is queer and canon. 

there is, quite simply, no other interpretation on the table. they fuck. they’re fucking. other questions are still up in the air but they are definitely, 150% fucking.

so when (not if, sadly) some smug fanboy rolls his dead, soulless little eyes at all the stupid womenfolk and queers on tumblr who want Eddie Brock and the symbiote to be a couple lol those sad horny freaks

that fanboy is wrong.

he’s just wrong. he’s as wrong as a guy telling you that Dr Doom is white or that Batwoman isn’t a lesbian. he’s wrong. that’s all. that’s it. he’s a wrong guy being wrong. know this and, in the wake of all Cates-like entities to come, draw comfort from it my friends.

Venom: let me do the talking this time Eddie, I’ll order for us

Eddie: no

Venom:

okay but what if Venom was an animated movie with the Into the Spiderverse art style??

Eddie Brock pick up ur pet pls

Hi there, plz make a story of Spiderman, Gwen and Eddie love triangle.

Peter Parker Vs. Eddie Brock has always been my interest. I tried to make a story about  Peter x Gwen x Eddie. Hope you’ll enjoy.

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It’s a prom night. Gwen is still upset about the fact that Peter hasn’t asked her to be his partner. Not that she really likes going for prom and dancing and all. But she knew Peter was very excited about it and she thought maybe he had a crush on her. Anyway, Eddie had offered to be her escort tonight.

Eddie has driven her to the school auditorium. He was really trying to be very charming and attractive, though Gwen doesn’t care anything about it. Gwen likes him for whoever he is.

Eddie notices that Gwen is upset about something and he is trying his best to lift her spirit but in vain. Finally, he asks “What’s troubling you?” “Nothing, really.” says Gwen quickly with a weak smile. “C’mon, let’s dance.” Eddie takes her hand in his and walk to the dance floor.

Just after a couple of minutes, Peter shows in, looking really exhausted. Clearly, he had a lot of pressure this weak. His mouth is opened wide seeing Eddie and Gwen together.

A natural smile blooms in Gwen’s face. Eddie frowns as Peter comes straight to them. “An apology.” says Peter looking at Gwen, ignoring Eddie. “Why is that?” asks Eddie. “She will know.” says Peter.

Peter leaves them alone. “What just happened?” asks Eddie “Who gave him the right to walk in between us and spoil the dance?”

Gwen keeps silent as a realization hits her. Why didn’t she notice that? Of course. Peter is Spiderman and he has a lot to do. He wanted to ask her to the prom but didn’t because he didn’t want her to be left alone if he had to go save the world.

“What now?” asks Eddie seeing Gwen so quiet. “I’m sorry, Eddie. I never meant to hurt you. But I’m not supposed to be with you.” says Gwen in a low tone “ I don’t feel the same for you the way you feel for me.”

“Of course you don’t. My bad.” says Eddie in a cool way “Guess I’ll just leave you from here.”

Gwen gives him a big hug before running towards the exit to Peter. Eddie keeps looking at her as a strong feeling of jealousy rises in him.

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I know I’m not a very good story writer. But I’ve tried my best. Enjoy.

(Eddies house trashed as shit)

Eddie: damn raccoons.

Venom: yess..... raccoons.....

What a time to be alive!!😌

Venom making breakfast for Eddie.

Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021), dir. Andy Serkis

Venom : Johnny's trilogy of trying not to admit he's a Monsterfucker after watching the entire trilogy

Someone help them

MCU Spiderman- Gets cyber- bullied Worldwide, hunted by villains accross the multiverse, about to risk everything including his loved ones at the age of 16

Meanwhile Venomverse: 44 year old man and his 6 million year old alien bickers about whether or not they love or like each other in their honeymoon

God MCU doesn't deserve symbrock

So the first Venom movie is basically 'How I met your mother' for Carnage, right?

Venom: LTBC Expectations

Reality

Mr. Serkis, Mr. Hardy. Please give me your AO3 account ASAP. I know you have some good sybrock shit piled in there. Share them to the world.

(Softly) Don't do it Disney

eat potato

drink juice

kinda like that

body positivity 2k18: venom thinks we all snacks (:

Hey Eddie, if you can afford it, therapy is a good option.... If not, support from those you trust is the best, Venom would want that for you.

… I’m gonna need a minute.

I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me